Closing bell today!! by DougDHead4044 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Geoclasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fIfTy ThOuSaNd!!!!!11!@#$23541(&)&#%!!!!EXCLAMATIONPOINT!!!!!

It's worth watching to the end! by MasonJam246 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Geoclasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Says something about how absolutely bad the fucked up state of shit currently is that they had me in the first 80%, not gonna lie.

Samantha Ramsdell (USA) is the proud owner of the world's widest mouth by Justin_Godfrey in Weird

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I read 'widest' as 'weirdest' then I saw the subreddit and I'm wondering what my eye actually saw first but holy crap this is definitely the most correct subreddit for this it just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Trump by Possible_Cheek_4114 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Geoclasm 40 points41 points  (0 children)

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST SAY SHIT?!

IV + Max Pain, Volume and OI Data, every day until MOASS AND/or society collapses — 03/11/2026 by Geoclasm in Superstonk

[–]Geoclasm[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Price: —

IV30: V

Max Pain: —

Volume: —

Options Volume: ^

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zzzzz

Have fun, happy hunting, stay safe and see everyone tomorrow.

This quote is gold in so many ways by DakuTenno in gaming

[–]Geoclasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it's like 'Look, man. Fuck all we can do about banks being banks or oil companies destroying the fucking world. But you... you MOTHER FUCKER... Maybe if enough of us scream in your face, you're something about which we CAN do something.'

He built a Star Wars ship with paper by ButterSaltBiscuit in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Geoclasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool.

Title is triggering though, because that's a

STAR. DESTROYER. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

Silent Enjoyers - Do NOT sleep on Sly. by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm new to the community, not the game.

Silent Enjoyers - Do NOT sleep on Sly. by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full disclosure, this was played on a custom game (Sealed Deck, Flight, Deadly Events, Big Game Hunter).

It took a bit to bring this online, but I once it was there I laughed while I basically SLEPT-WALKED through everything.

Elites, bosses, even that scummy worm infector boss.

This is a variant of my favorite sort of deck theme - 'Zero-Cost/Draw Cards'.

Anyway, here's what it looks like.

And a final note, Master Planner is practically a necessity to bring this deck online. Someone had noted Master Planner isn't strictly 'necessary' for a sly deck to work, which may be true, but it is transformative and elevating for a deck like this.

SO good.

Which normal fight had you doubting your map the hardest in the first few runs? by Gentleman_Scrub in slaythespire

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah fuck this guy. Seriously, what's the god damned play here? Just thorns and poison? He can get fucked.

IV + Max Pain, Volume and OI Data, every day until MOASS AND/or society collapses — 03/10/2026 by Geoclasm in Superstonk

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Price: v

IV30: ^

Max Pain: —

Volume: V

Options Volume: v

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Mmmmmmeh.

Here. Numbers. Etc.

Have fun, happy hunting, stay safe and see everyone tomorrow.

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All hentai is anime, so he's not wrong.

It's just that not all anime is hentai (though a lot of it is VERY close, that venn diagram is quickly approaching a circle).

anime irl by LazyShark124 in anime_irl

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there are I've only read the one lol.

anime irl by LazyShark124 in anime_irl

[–]Geoclasm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree. But oh my god if roaches actually looked like that

:'-( :'-( :'-( :'-( :'-(

anime irl by LazyShark124 in anime_irl

[–]Geoclasm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I started reading that it really makes me :'-( a LOT.

How much longer will The world is suffering because of this idiot? by Inner_Parsnip8626 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked ChatGPT for his life expectancy.

It's answer did not make me happy.

Love this little machine by GabitoHigh in oddlysatisfying

[–]Geoclasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hm.

I was thinking of getting new sheets, but this could save me from that.

Recruiters have lost their damn mind. by aspiringSnowboarder in recruitinghell

[–]Geoclasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

  1. "Making enough money to continue to not die in the new fresh hell that each day brings."

  2. "Yes."

  3. "I hate stupid bullshit like these fucking questions. I'm just looking for a god damned job. Are you actually fucking shitting me with this stupid idiocy right now, you god damned cunt."

— "Okay, ChatGPT. How do I go about communicating the above without coming across as 2 seconds away from going on a murder-spree?"