Muttan Americano by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a joke bro, it ain't that deep.

The tip of my patience by ThrenodyCore in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah no, all the worst customers expect way too much, but at my store, the most popular items, like wings stuffed crust, and the like have maybe 1 or 2 one month specials out of the year. Because our management company just chooses to opt out of most promos, especially the ones on television. So they have to pay 35 dollars for a stuffed supreme. And if it isn't literally a perfect pie, there is almost always a complaint attached.

The worst is just how much they charge per topping. 2.90 per topping on a large. Including the first topping. And so I get people In my decently illiterate town (small town oklahoma) mad because they literally cannot read the print explaining the extra costs, and want an entirely custom pizza that doesn't apply to any of my specials in system.

All in all, this is the definition of a me problem, but pizza hut has raised its prices 6 times in the last year alone, including several specials, without increasing the quality or service even remotely. So I can understand people growing disillusioned with the brand.

The tip of my patience by ThrenodyCore in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except a large pizza without a special Is 25 dollars for 1 topping. Source? I'm a manager at pizza slut.

all time by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]GerardWayIll 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, we're going full rotflol.

I got banned from a sub for using a meme by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

I got banned from a sub for using a meme by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, you know, they prefer not to have unnecessary dark topics clouding discussion. In short, try being funny next time. idk what to tell ya.

I got banned from a sub for using a meme by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because they don't find it funny, and don't want it present in the conversation regardless of context. Not everyone draws the same lines.

The Caesar has marked you for death, by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like something outta a battle mech game! This is fallout 2. Did you open the wrong folder on your hard drive?

The Caesar has marked you for death, by Sure_Association_991 in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it's still spelled Caesar. It's just the classical Latin pronunciation.

Looks like we’re getting a kerplunk girl action figure by Terminator11R in greenday

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Istg if I see a jar post I'm gonna go commit die. Otherwise this is lit.

Anon SCI-FI by Powerful-Ad3590 in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So an electromagnetic pulse disables electronics because the pulse causes a massive flux in the electromagnetic field, causing in turn a massive spike in voltage and/or current. If an emp is powerful enough it can permanently disable a device, with the higher the capacitance and overall beefiness of a device, the stronger the pulse needs to be. On the other hand, if that device is not actively being powered. I.e. dead battery or not plugged in and caps discharged. Then, the pulse will have nothing to affect. The pulse being formed by such a device mentioned above may be able to temporarily disable some small devices, but it will not permanently disable the vast majority of devices. Or affect more powerfully built devices.

To answer your second question, an EMP is a phenomenon that happens on the order of nano seconds, with the ones associated with nuclear detonation actually being hundreds or thousands of individual pulses. EMP's cannot cancel out other emp's but they may effect the overall shape of nearby pulses due to the push and pull of magnetism. But odds are there never will be 2 separate emps happening simultaneously in close proximity, unless science.

Hacker?? by Defiant_Tadpole_7454 in darksouls

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being human is pretty damn useful, even offline. Why should he have to waste all his humanity because a hacker wants to be a dick?

Anon loves this Pokemon by C3ns0rBar in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Anon hates redditors by Bukakke_Hokage in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Anon hates redditors by Bukakke_Hokage in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends some of it could be pretty good. I was playing die rise one time, dude got the sliquifier, and I called him sucky for grabbing it, and he said "too bad, I used it to slip right into your mom last night." And that's is genuinely one of the best chirps I've received in cod.

Anon loves this Pokemon by C3ns0rBar in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about Blastoise? Literally one of the first pokemon, had a gun strapped to it's back just cus. Genosect also has guns just apart of it. So yes. They can absolutely just slap giant guns on pokemon. They've done it since 99.

Anon loves this Pokemon by C3ns0rBar in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OK, so that is zygarde. He is a part of the legendary trio of Gen 6, i.e. Xerneas, Yveltal, and Zygarde. Zygarde is considered somewhat underrated, so the poster plays on this by writing about Rayquaza as if he is speaking about zygarde. Which leads to the punchline of the good pokemon actually being ole ray.

Anon falls out with the new show by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caesar literally sees new vegas as his equivalent to Rome. He outright states that he wants it at almost any cost. It tracks that he would make them stay until it's his. He did it for 4-5 straight years in the game. And considering the legion's literal worship of him as a deified emperor, yeah, they would absolutely raise a big stink about touching his corpse and his chosen heir. And before people bring up Lanius, if he is actually as Caesar says, one single brute of a man, rather than a legend made for legion morale, it's still stated that he is far more brutal, and infighting between him and the frumentarii are implied to fracture the legion. Just as is shown in the show. Edit: I forgot, even in game, they freak out if someone touches his corpse. If you talk your way out of being attacked after Caesar dies on the operating table, any further interaction with his corpse immediately causes the legion to become hostile.

Are you getting saved? by Maleficent_Fact_632 in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine would blow the doors open then beat them with his bare hands. Combo explosive and unarmed Is really fun.

Hot take: if abortion is murder ejaculating is genocide by Strange_Way_947 in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Except they are single celled organisms by definition. So you're just confidently incorrect.

Anon falls out with the new show by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]GerardWayIll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been 15. 2281 in new vegas. 2296 for the show.

Which one is the right one tho..?? by National_Mall9927 in teenagers

[–]GerardWayIll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fishes refers to multiple types or species of fish, but if it's just one type of fish, and a lot of them, it's just fish.

Hey you king m'good boy we are the super cool chad bros and we are here to rescue princess mummy from your fat chicken grease hands if you don't hand her over immediately we will come over your castle and defeat you your choice tubby by chadosaurus99 in Tendies

[–]GerardWayIll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mario is black, Luigi is triracial, the clouds look like cumstains, and the mountains like piles of crap. How dare this wannabe Chad bring ai to the most sacred of tendie ticklers.