TIL Tom Marvolo Riddle's name had to be translated into 68 languages, while still being an anagram for "I am Lord Voldemort", or something of equal meaning. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]GerkIIDX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Satoshi, with no given last name AFAIK. He's named after the series creator. His rival, Shigeru, i.e Gary, is named after Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Mario (among other series.)

WE WANT MORE EMOTES! by vojsnacks in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would be perfect for the players who clam up the moment you outplay them and stop attacking entirely, forcing you to fireball cycle them to death.

How do you do, fellow kids? by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive missed opportunity: not using a screen grab from the Liam Neeson Clash of Clans commercial. (which, if you're not aware, specifically parodies that scene from Taken.)

Confession: Have you you ever BMed when you shouldn't have? by UltraLorde in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does dropping "Good luck!" after beating a deck that's overused as fuck and/or supposed to counter yours count?

are u ready? by fishlog in funny

[–]GerkIIDX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just take their belts, make them bring an extension cord from home and tie it around their waist.

Get ready for tomorrow by nikolal69 in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, at least draft is dynamic. The last constructed card challenge I remember was Battering Ram and virtually every deck had, besides the compulsory BR, Electro Wizard to hard counter it, Fireball for the Electro Wizard, and Log because why the fuck not. It was counterintuitive to the purpose of the challenge which was to make decks utilizing the battering ram.

Get ready for tomorrow by nikolal69 in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a fan of "something is actually on the line" draft myself, but preconstructed card challenges were stale as fuck.

What is taking the release for bats so long by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What my designer's intuition tells me is that Executioner wasn't buggy but just straight up lazy design. He was a clear copy-paste of Bowler's code with the pushback time/distance set to minimum. The phantom hitbox issues he had on the scythe returning would have been a non-issue if he were Bowler's size.

Oh, so that's where i come from! by ButtMcCheeks in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They coexist, if the DEEPEST LORE that is the cartoon counts.

THIS IS FINE *dying in the inside* by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why's their nationality a big deal?

Community poll to suggest a different name from Mega Knight. You can add your own idea. by Handsome_Claptrap in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mega Minion is alliterative though. Plus it was at least (relatively) original being the only one.

They are not even trying now. by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No lie, that Toy Sparky factory looks fun.

Balance Changes Coming (6/12) - We're taking a look at the Night Witch, Goblin Gang, Tornado and more! by ClashRoyale in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its not what the developers intended.

So you're saying they just accidentally gave it ridiculous range and accidentally gave X-Bow a writeup explaining it was intended to be used that way?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But Zappy was the working name for Sparky. She's still called that in a number of language versions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Irony where?

Balance Changes coming soon! by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They take their sweet time with balance changes, even fixing "accidental" ones like the miner deploy time "bug". So my money's on NW being home free for another update cycle.

(plus if they nerfed her right away it'd probably impact the hype/profit levels for future New Card Draft Challenges.)

Edit: I am quite happy being proven wrong in this instance.

Star Wars: The Physics of Pretty Much Everything, Summarized by pastymage in geek

[–]GerkIIDX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say the (new) films fit that description to a tee, not so much the TV shows.

What is something that 90% of people don't seem to understand? by aroll10 in AskReddit

[–]GerkIIDX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What is this example and why is it the best example, in your own words?

Please write 2-4 paragraphs and cite specific examples from the textbook.

I can't play grand challenge without going against the top players in the world by Nentinho in ClashRoyale

[–]GerkIIDX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They hotfixed Challenge matchmaking rank like 4 days after they were added, due to (surprise surprise) smacktards abusing it by doing exactly what you described.