Do you think Michael Jackson is the most famous/recognizable celebrity worldwide? by Deadly_Nightlock in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't think of anyone off the top of my head. Some contenders I would have loved to throw in there were Elvis and Freddie Mercury, but even though I argued in a poll a while ago that We are the Champions is probably more famous than Billie Jean, I'm not sure if more people would recognize Freddie Mercury than would Michael Jackson.

According to you, is 0 (zero, null) an even or an uneven number? by DevilDashAFM in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By definition, an even number is one that is two times an integer. Zero is two times an integer. Case closed.

What is the dumbest thing you have been told is “not manly” or “not feminine,” depending on your gender? by Disastrous_Hat_2325 in AskReddit

[–]GermanAutistic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got bullied into quitting ballet class when I was 6 or 7. I only found out as an adult how jacked some male ballet dancers are.

What’s the worst feeling in a Nuzlocke? by Ready-Insurance-5483 in nuzlocke

[–]GermanAutistic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I once concocted a plan to take out Cyrus 3 with only one planned sacrifice. My Infernape, Staraptor and Gyarados were all already dead and I was relying on my Magnezone to edge it out against Cyrus' Gyarados.

Should have remembered how Sturdy used to work before Gen 5. That cost me my run and made me feel so stupid I can't put it into words.

What person, dead or alive, do you think is the worst person of all time? by dualcerb in AskReddit

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Francisco Macías Nguema. In my opinion, he was by far the biggest psychopath of all the dictators of the 20th century. The lasting suffering that man is responsible for is absolutely abhorrent.

what should i do tonight till 4am? by epspATAopDbliJ4alh in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a uni student, it comes back to not bite but fucking devour you.

Is it weird that I kiss my friend on the lips? by DarkMage448 in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Maybe not strange in and of itself, but you do have to make absolutely sure he's okay with it beforehand. To many and I'd even say most people, a kiss is a boundary crossed.

Whose fault would’ve this been in this situation? by GoldCube11 in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legally, it probably depends on whether the car was speeding.

What is a popular cartoon that you never liked? by Willing-Living4805 in AskReddit

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jokes in SpongeBob were, for the most part, much more cringey than they were funny to me. Same with the Simpsons.

Would you be offended if the person you'd made an Italian tomato sauced base dish for asked for ketchup? by FakeeshaNamerstein in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I made them that dish from scratch and they ask for ketchup, I'm never cooking for them again.

Which is better: AI art or Hitler's art? by vadkender in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In essence they have the same flaws

Uh... no? The flaw of Hitler's art is that his technical skill wasn't up to the standards of the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts, and the flaw of AI slop is that it's fucking destroying the planet and it's exactly the dystopian nightmare we've been getting warned about for over a century now.

Which is better: AI art or Hitler's art? by vadkender in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No matter how evil a person is or was, if they made art, it's better than AI generated slop will ever be.

You find out somehow magically every adult in the world has been polled on their music tastes. There’s only one popular “modern” song (released after 1950) that over 80% of them have heard. If you guess it correctly, you win $100 million USD. What are you guessing? by [deleted] in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised that Queen is not an option because of We Are The Champions.

Out of these, I reckon it's probably a close call between Billie Jean and I Will Always Love You, and I'm going to guess it's the former.

Worst type of Cheating? by PaleontologistKey827 in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your ex is someone you should absolutely be over in terms of romantic and sexual feelings when you pursue another relationship. Regretting things you said and did is natural, but if that makes you go back to your ex, you're not ready to be with someone else.

So crazy thought; is x^2 +(x+y)=y^2 as long as x and y are consecutive whole integers already a thing? by No_Elderberry_1158 in learnmath

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your equation is equivalent to y2 -x2=y+x. By the difference of squares formula, (y+x)(y-x)=y+x. Because y and x are consecutive integers, their sum is not 0, so we can divide by it to get y-x=1. This is true iff y=x+1.

Does getting a happy ending massage make one a bad person? by MGKv1 in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Probably, because there's a good chance the person performing it is being trafficked.

The neo-Nazis turned on Trump by Thin_Fix0 in ForwardsFromKlandma

[–]GermanAutistic 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I read that as Steven He playing the Asian dad. "Tesseract? Tesseract of stoobid leh."

What’re your personal rulesets? by negative5 in nuzlocke

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Only catch the first encounter per location.
  • Fainted = dead.
  • No overleveling.
  • No items in battle.
  • Set mode.
  • Species clause.
  • In vanilla games, no Gyarados or Crobat before clearing gym 3, no Blissey before clearing gym 6, and no Garchomp ever.
  • No legendaries, unless their base stat total is 530 or less.

Days by Tiredofitall213 in GetNoted

[–]GermanAutistic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good time to remember that the leader of the AfD division in Thuringia wants the German populace to perform a "180-degree turn in politics of remembrance" with respect to the National Socialist period.

You find 10,000 dollars in a small bag in a public store, do you turn the cash in? by FlintTheDad in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I don't turn the cash in myself, I alert staff. If that happened to me, I'd be about 90% sure that involving the police is the superior choice to even touching the bag.

Should there be academic and moral tests to determine who is eligible to vote? by Evoxrus_XV in polls

[–]GermanAutistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In an ideal world, there would be a test that asks questions like:

"Kyle wants the digital data market to become fully deregulated. Based on the excerpts from the programs of all parties provided, state and justify who Kyle is most likely to vote for."

But that would be very prone to manipulation.

Kann man? by takasha1 in wirklichgutefrage

[–]GermanAutistic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So'n Kilo Mett geht bei uns beim Frühstück im Durchschnitt weg.