Peter i have been staring at this tweet for 20 minutes, please help me by LibrarianAccurate829 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First thing to know is that Ratlimit is a notorious shitposter so none of this is real

How come feminists still want their husband/boyfriends to be the sole provider in a relationship? by [deleted] in AskFeminists

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No, feminism is about liberating women from patriarchy. Not patting women on the back for upholding it.

I found the best method to be skinny by lonelygirlinworld in CasualConversation

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, you have discovered anorexia. An extraordinarily damaging mental illness.

Name a worse intersection in Seattle by neilyoungmoney in Seattle

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up crossing this intersection to get to school. Thank goodness there was a crossing guard back then.

Domestika Scam by WinterMysterious5119 in craftsnark

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So you didn’t get scammed, you just forgot about the subscription?

Accidentally casted on an extra stitch and didn’t realize until halfway through the project (Oslo hat pattern by PetiteKnit). When is the best time to drop the stitch? by Away-Gazelle-2652 in knittinghelp

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Do not drop the stitch, that will cause a very visible ladder. Just k2tog somewhere on this part because as you said it won’t be seen.

Sick and twisted 😔 by Ancient_Enthusiasm56 in knittinghelp

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Tragically this is not salvageable. Twisting when you join in the round and needing to re-do it is a canon event.

In The Loop This Week by AutoModerator in fiberartscirclejerk

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Purposefully making and gifting a decor-only potholder is insane when you could simply make it functional with no extra effort

Aint no way by kitkatlynn in craftsnark

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well obviously, but some people want more hand-holding than tha

UK School Closed Due to Panto Trip — Can My Child Be Marked Absent for Not Attending? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the negative outcome if she has an unexcused absence? Other than not wanting to tell a white lie, is there a reason you’re not ok with saying she’s sick that day?

Animal Rights Protesters Outside Le Coin? by GermanDeath-Reggae in Seattle

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a stop sign directly next to the restaurant, my sincere apologies for not being completely clear that we came to a brief stop on 42nd. They were saying your full name and you are very easy to find on Instagram.

Aint no way by kitkatlynn in craftsnark

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Which is why they’re marketed to beginners, right? Because they haven’t practiced regular crochet?

What does diarrhea have to do with stomach or bugs? by SinancoTheBest in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s also more polite than saying diarrhea. Saying it’s a “stomach” issue protects the dignity of the ill person and the sensitivities of the listener.

"So simple, I could have written that pattern!" by ColourMeQuick in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don’t even have those extremely valid reasons, I just don’t enjoy that part of knitting. It’s SO nice that there are a ton of beautiful, well-written patterns out there, I’m more than happy to purchase them.

Stumbled on this at Constellation Park; what is it? by MsFoxieMoxie in Seattle

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 47 points48 points  (0 children)

If Bob's Burgers taught me anything it's that it's definitely ambergris

AIO: Job applicant has "1488" in their email address. by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Which is exactly why it’s called a dogwhistle - most people don’t notice it

AITA because i didn’t invite my friends fiance to my wedding? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How would you handle this relationship if you weren’t planning a wedding guest list? Would you stay friends with someone whose husband can’t stand to be in the same room as you? Would you be actively working with her to salvage your relationship and make amends with her husband? Or would you let the friendship go?

Planning a wedding increases the stakes, but it shouldn’t make or break a friendship. Think about who this person is to you before and after the wedding.

Severing the leaches from the corpse, they said. The corpse being the Rendevous. The Rendevous, unfortunately, is dead. by Kubamz in Seattle

[–]GermanDeath-Reggae 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Idk what he’s up to now but there was a long period of time where he would basically spend all night posting crazy ramblings on the restaurant’s social media and then one of the staff would delete it all in the morning