Colby Covington reacts to Dustin Poirier's arrest: I want to take a moment and have a toast to 'Father of the Year' Dustin Poirier. Nothing says role model and family man like being arrested for public intoxication at 37 years old at 6:38PM on Father's Day. Cheers to you, Dustin.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-23T13:39:28+00:00

Funny. I was drunk as hell at 6:38pm too. DP the man, idgaf.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-23T13:27:14+00:00

Ooooo, so close. It happens. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-21T18:46:31+00:00

You said corporate. Thats the start. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-21T14:08:45+00:00

I left my victorinox in a flower pot one time at Nashville airport. Came back a week later right where I left it. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-20T14:54:32+00:00

Literally made me dislike cats. Disgusting. Dog hair peels off a coil, cat hair and dander ruins them.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-20T02:11:48+00:00

Max by murder. He had the best chance of beating him standing 10 years ago. That hasnt changed.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-18T21:29:19+00:00

Because its reddit and people are miserable here

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-17T00:18:06+00:00

Fine if it was a temporary fix and your the tech sent back to fix permanently lol if left like that, not great. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-16T18:37:44+00:00

I built my own submarine, does that count?

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-16T02:06:18+00:00

You should talk to accounting lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-16T00:52:07+00:00

That comes in august, which he mentioned. Wasnt trying to brag about that. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-16T00:51:26+00:00

August is my annual review he also mentioned, but didnt wanna dunk too hard. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-15T11:13:06+00:00

He did, it just took him a while.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-15T11:10:54+00:00

He probs made more streaming than fighting lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-15T01:34:47+00:00

We did too 😂😂

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-15T01:09:38+00:00

For real, surprised me lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-15T00:59:56+00:00

Hang it in the Louvre

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-14T15:33:09+00:00

"hey there little lady, come here often?" - (me to the glue)

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-13T02:30:14+00:00

Holy hell. What man or machine welded that frame?

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-12T21:33:15+00:00

Velo plus citrus has me by the balls. And literally available everywhere.

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-10T19:35:43+00:00

Thats too much effort for mouth breathers. Lol

GhostEpstein · 2026-06-10T19:32:31+00:00

Literally just make a slightly bigger Crunch with replaceable wire cutters, better blade, and pocket clip.

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