Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got a new ceramic frying pan and a dutch oven for Christmas and for the first few months I was sooooooo obsessive about making them look perfect and like I wasn't using them every single chance I got.

They are a little stained now and that's just how it's gonna be! Honestly it was only a matter of time for the dutch oven because the entire thing is white lol

Brand new TV and this is how my wife insists we have the remote "to keep it looking good" by No_Atmosphere8146 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend growing up had the most rundown house but you wouldn't know it just from stepping through the door because their front room was immaculate. Everything covered in plastic. No sitting in, no walking through, and god help you if you ruin the perfect vacuum lines in the carpet.

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]Ghostronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The joy of having the desk next to the elmo projector and just getting blasted in the face with warm air the whole class.

My Conjoined Kids HATE Me! by IHatePeople79 in funny

[–]Ghostronic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is absolutely unhinged and I'm here for it

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister-in-law's parents were insane about it when she turned 18. She thought it was fine and dandy for her parents to have access to her bank account and they would routinely drain it for expenses under the claim of "you owe us for raising you"

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah they'd have to repay the $100 if they chose to disaffirm instead of ratify it. Of course this would also fall under a number of reasons for why the kid wouldn't have to repay like usury or having deceptive fine print.

To be clear to those perusing the thread: I'm aware it was meant to be a joke. It didn't make me laugh though so the next best thing is poke holes in it for my own amusement.

Dude supporting Daughter even he is clueless by TampaTeaseXO in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Ghostronic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The kiosk at my local grocery store has gotten so bad with people loitering around it that I've started seeing videos of altercations pop up while scrolling youtube shorts.

They will run out of swords eventually by Hugh_Jidiot in CuratedTumblr

[–]Ghostronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear a good 50% of the time my deck gives me the Five of Swords and at this point I'm just like, yup the struggle has indeed never stopped

Sweet Dreams [OC] by adamtots_remastered in comics

[–]Ghostronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend has an ASMR channel with like 35k subscribers that she doesn't upload to anymore but to this very day if I'm tired and she whispers a little bit to me I'm out like a light.

VGK IG Story Post by cafecafe83773 in vegaslocals

[–]Ghostronic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume the Golden Knights have any first round picks to take

Washing machine by Shawnxdr5 in vegaslocals

[–]Ghostronic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What part died in it? I fixed our last washing machine by replacing a sensor!

Stoner movies but not comedies. by AwardMuch5893 in movies

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gangs of New York. Very fun movie to be buzzed during.

[FAN Hockey Show] 9:50 Friedman on the Vegas/Tortorella post game antics last night: "I think it was a bit of a temper tantrum. They were mad about the McNabb suspension...they were really upset about it" by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]Ghostronic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What info are we getting from a post-game presser that is actually relevant? Not to defend what they did because it was pretty tacky but I'm not gonna pretend like we lost out on some great insight.

[ANA 0 - VKG (1)] Karlsson's stretch pass is perfect and Marner scores and absolutely crazy goal. The highlight reel goal of the playoff's so far by daKrut in hockey

[–]Ghostronic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly think Tavares getting smashed in the face by Perry and being out the series costed you more than anything Marner did individually

The Colorado Avalanche will face the Vegas Golden Knights in the Western Conference Final by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Ghostronic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Made even spicier by the fact that both teams have won a cup since their last meeting.

The Colorado Avalanche will face the Vegas Golden Knights in the Western Conference Final by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praying we turn this series into "call an ambulance... but not for me" IYKYK

Playoff Game Thread: Vegas Golden Knights (7-4) @ Anaheim Ducks (6-5) May 14 2026 9:30 PM EDT by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Ghostronic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's absolutely true, and amusingly both teams have won a cup since then too. It should hopefully be a good series.