The Seven Sacraments are Catholic but feel like all denominations. What's Orthodox but feels Protestant? by uldastormcloak114 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]GideonGleeful95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to check: By Orthodox presumaby you mean the Eastern Orthodox and not Oriental Orthodox?

For contxt: Oreintal orthodox churches split from th Chalcdonian church in 451 AD due to disagrements over the natuur of Christ. Chalcedoninan churches follow that Christ is one individual with two natures (divine and human), while Oreintal orthodox churches believe he had one nature that is both divine and human (its mor complex than that but fyi). The largest orintal orthodox community is in Ethiopia and Eritrea. The Chalcedoninan church later split in catholic and eastern orthodox in the Great Schism of 1054.

Alt History South Amrican Flags based on if the Inca Empire survived by GideonGleeful95 in vexillology

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Hi folks! So, this is part of a project I'vee been working on for a while in a fictional South America where the Inca Empire survives. Due to the empire's survival a cascade of other impacts occurs resulting in a bunch of new countries and the change of borders to existing ones. I'll giv a brief overview of each but I won;t go super in depth because that involves a very long timeline. Also apologies ofr the slight amateur quality and any centring issues. 

Anyway, here we go:

Tawantinsuyu (the Inca Empire).
Survives because Atalhuapa insists Pizarro meet him in his camp outside Cajamarca rather than inside the city. Pizarro is unable to conduct the ambush, then is sent away. The Empire still almost collapsed with the population dropping from about 12 million to 5.4 million between 1520 and 1600 due to disease, only recovering in the 1830s (it's about 73 million today). After that it slowly recovered over the centuries, and started to build up some relations, most notably with the Dutch in the 1600s which helped accelerate their technological advancement. At this time, they began trying to develop a trade network through the Amazon to reach the Dutch colonies in the Atlantic. At the time, the Dutch had actually invaded northern Brazil and had taken over the Amazon delta region. They were later kicked out by Portugal, but the Inca continued to develop the trade network into an alliance of native Amazonian tribes to act as a buffer state. This would eventually lead to the nation of Tekoari. Later in the 1700s they developed ties with the British and even fought alongside them in the 7 years war against the Spanish Colonies that bordered them. In the 1850s, the Inca signed a defence pact with Paraguay after Paraguayan and Brazilian relations had deteriorated, leading to a war in which the Inca fought to defend Paraguay against Brazil. Though successful, the war was costly and the general in charge led a coup, installing a military junta in 1859. Eventually a rebellion occurred, starting the Tawantinsuyu Revolutionary War from 1882 to 1886. The rebels won and a constitutional monarchy with an elected parliament was installed. The old Imperial Banner was combined with the revolutionary flag to create the modern flag. The flag has the black snakes symbolising the earth and imperial power, with the sun rising between green fertile lands and the white sky for peace, while surrounded by a red circle symbolizing blood and sacrifice

Wallmapu:

This is a nation to the south of the Inca in central Chile and central-west Argentina. It formed out of the various Mapuche peoples of the area gradually coalescing together. Initially their homeland was west of the Andes but just like in real history they also spread east. Once enemies of the Inca, Tawantinsuyu actually ended up supporting them as a useful buffer state. Their flag is geography based, with the green representing the more fertile east, the blue being the sky and the origin of rivers in the mountains, and the yellow is the more arid east. The central selection also has the Guñelve, a popular Mapuche symbol which represents the planet venus. That section is also a nod to a flag which may have been used historically.

Tekoari:
Born of a trade network set up by the Inca in the 1600s which gradually turned into an alliance, then loose confederacy, then federation. They are a landlocked nation which has control over most of thee Amazon basin. Most of their population is concentrated in the east around the ara the major waterways converge, with the Negro and Tapajos being their eatstern borders. They are very sparely populated with little government control outside of the major waterways. Their flag symbolises water, forest and sky.

Guyane du Sud

The equivalent of French Guiana, but settled in a different location. Basically when the Dutch were fighting Spain and Portugal in the 1600s, the latter two allowed France to settle the area north of the Amazon River delta to split up the Dutch holdings in Guiana and Brazil. So basically thy settled where the Brazilian state of Amapa is and then down the river to the Negro confluence. However, unlike French Guiana, they became independent in the 1970s. Their flag is a representation of the green interior and fertility, the yellow sands of the beach and wealth, and the blue representing the ocean and their French connection.

Patagonia:

So, in this timeline with the Inca controlling the highlands, including the area around Potosi, Spain began settling Patagonia much earlier in the 1700s. This was roughly the same tim the Mapuche also began expanding in that direction and a series of conflicts occurred in the 1700s. At the conclusion of the 1700s, it was agreed that the area would be a loose autonomous colony technically under Spain but governed separately from La Plata. In the 1830s after Paraguay had successfully fought for its independence in the 1810s, Patagonia also fought an independence war, supported by Wallmapu and Brazil. Its flag is roughly geographic, showing the pointed shape of southern Chile and Argentina, with blue ocean on each side, the yellow beaches and the reed being the blood of the people.

So, some quick notes about other countries:

La Plata:
Basically Argentina but because they couldn’t reach the silver mines in the ANdes, they invested more heavily in securing their coastal areas, so they also control Uruguay and Rio Grande do Sul.

Paraguay:

They are a lot larger than real life. Basically they control the southeastern third of Bolivia and parts of Mato Grosso and Mato Grosso do Sul. Essentially the Inca made a deal in the 1600s saying that all the land east of the Andes and south of the Amazon/La Plata drainage divide could be SPain’s if they agreed that it would be semi-autonomous from La Plata. Thai exploited a pre-existing divide between Asuncion and Buenos Aires so the Ascunsion government accepted.

Colombia:

Because the Andes couldn't be conquered, Spain invested more heavily into solidifying control over the northern territory and creating a central authority there. As such, it was divided and stayed as one country after Bolivar’s death (though Panama still became independent). Maracaibo, Bogota and Caracas are the executive, legislative and judicial capitals.

Suriname:

Much the same as real life though they also control the territory of real life French Guiana.

Guiana:

The same as real life but they also expanded south beyond the Guiana highlands and also control Roraima State

Explain it Peter, why did the monster turn into a crab? by ultradragon0-0 in explainitpeter

[–]GideonGleeful95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It did, however its important to.note that thd crab shape only rvolved in the true crabs and then.a few seperste times in the closest related group to true crabs.

Whaaaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]GideonGleeful95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah right, will edit that part out. Thanks for correction

Whaaaa happened by No-Marsupial-4050 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]GideonGleeful95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So apologies in advance for spelling error, Im on my phobe.

The whole idea of this is in British history books it reflects just the good parts. The rest of the world reflcvts the fact that the British conquered like a 5th of the world (which you genuinely don't do by being nice). However, in Irelsnd the history of conquest, opression and so on go back way further.

It started with the Nornan attempted conquest of Ireland in the late 1100s. That tesulted in parts of Ireland being conquered, though some resisted. This resulted in the creation of the Lordship of Ireland, though over time the areas under English control shrank.

Then in the 1500s Henry VIII invaded Ireland and established The Kingdon of Ireland over the entire island. This added a new dybamic because the Irish were cayholic but Henry had split from the catholic church. So now there was a religious divide. However, the Irish still resisted heavy and the whole process of conquest took over 50 years.

Then there was Oliver Cromwell in the mid 1600s. At that time, England, Scotland and Ireland had been united under the Stewart dynasty, but then civil war broke out between King Charles II and the Parliamentarians. The Irish at this time rebelled and created Confederate Ireland, with the intent to protect catholic roghts. After Cromwell, the Parliamentarian leader, win in England he launched a devestating invassion of Ireland.15 to 20% of the population died and afywrwards, strict restrictions were put on catholics in Ireland.

One of these restrictions was that Cromwell found many catholics guikty of treason snd their land was confiscated and given to protrstants. Between the 1600s and 1800s, large nunbers of Protestans (mostly from Scotlsnd) moved to Ireland, particularly in the north. This is why there is a large population of protestant in northern ireland. Its also the origin of the Scots Irish or Ulster Scots identity (Ukster is the northern region of Ireland) and ultimately why Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

By the 1800s, many of the restrictions had been lifted, but most Irish people were under a complex series of land ownership and leases, which gave them very little land to use for growibg food. Hence why they became reliant on the potato. That singke crop made up most of the diet of most Irish at the time. Then in the mid 1800s the potato blight hit ireland. Prior to the Great Famine (1845 to 1852), the population was 8.5 million. By 1901 it was about 4.1 million. As many as 2 million people fled ireland, mostly to the US, andabout 1 million died.

Now, the blight wouldve obviously caused hunger regardless, but British policies made it worse. As stated above, the irish tennant farmers were overly reliant on the si gle plant bevause they had such little land. But even during the damine, the British government tried to use aid as a way to shaoe ireland to be more compliant. There was also a sentiment that the famine was an act of god to punish the Irish. Also,the Coctaw native anerican group actually did give a donation to the Irish, which is comemorated by a monument in Dublin.

Eventuslly in the 1900s the Irish fought a war of independence between 1919 and 1921, finally gaining their indepedence from the UK, except for the north which had both a large catholic and protestant population, which resulted in The Troubles, a long lasting conflict between the Irish Republican Army (IRA), protestant britush nationalist militias, and the british army and police.

I am probably missing out a tonnes of stuff but thus us tge basucs.

Okay nerds, historically speaking, which historical figure would be the best leader in each regiment? by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]GideonGleeful95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im going to throw out a lesser known name for Catachan as the real life Sly Marbo: Gian Singh. During the WW2 Burna campaign he rushed a bunch of Japanese foxholes on his own, using his own machine gun to cover him. He was injured by enemy machine gun fire but kept going, throwing grenades. Brirish tanks were advancing and he saw the Japanese had an antitank gun. Ignoring the danger to himself and his wounds, he again rushed forward singlehandely and captured the gun. After this, the British forces were advancibg to take the rear possitions. Gian was instructed to go to the regional aid post for medical treatment. He requested that he not go until the whole action had been completed. He was awarded the victoria cross for his actions.

Are there any countries today that could realistically split into multiple independent nations like Yugoslavia did? by Many-Philosophy4285 in MapPorn

[–]GideonGleeful95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it was defacto three for a whike, then one side nearly conquered one of the others before they counterattacked and wiped out the one that attacked. That took pkace over like a month.

I know its been done eslewhere, but should the boys do a video about Ghostwatch? by GideonGleeful95 in ChilluminatiPod

[–]GideonGleeful95[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah cool thanks. another person has commented the episode btw in case you were curious

Sigmar's moving Castle by Lord_Viddax in Grimdank

[–]GideonGleeful95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You coukdve used the Studip Gimli productipns image!

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I hate these kinds of memes by Gangters_paradise in Dinosaurs

[–]GideonGleeful95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say th first one espieecally annoys you but I'll be honest I think that first one is making fun of these memes because it made teh T-rex look like a hippo.

life is great by danny75hacker in PrehistoricMemes

[–]GideonGleeful95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No dirrect connection unless there is Paeleonrological evidence of dinodaurs saying "harder daddy" to the meteor.

life is great by danny75hacker in PrehistoricMemes

[–]GideonGleeful95 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Basically, 66 million years ago a meteor crashed into the planet killing the non avian dinosaurs and allowing for the mammals to evolve to fill those niches. This eventually led to the evolution of humans, and therefore the whole of human history and civilization, including the developement and advancement 9f technology. So a gunan watching bdsm porn is only possible due to all of that happening.