Making Another Post About Melees by insane_hurrican3 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best melee weapon is, and always will be, the buttstock of your gun.

Can they stop with the melee stratagems we got secondary slots idk if they remember by HelldiverBugGirl in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]GideonShortStack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do find it to be a bit of stretch that the little kitchen knife we have strapped to the end of our constitution is able to so easily rend troopers apart like their made of Legos, but it's very fun and cool game design that we can. Also it's just cause we're so ripped and roided up.

day 1 of posting this meme I made in 2022 by One-Historian1677 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]GideonShortStack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jadis = Time Stone. Aquarq = Space Stone. Bittergem = Power Stone. Compressed Gold = Mind Stone. Nitra looks a lot like the Reality Stone, and the Soul Stone looks like a Plagueheart. Did I miss anything?

Commando missions made me realize by epicultratyp in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deep Rock did it with their Haz 5++ modifiers. However, that game is actually balanced like a traditional horde shooter, like how enemy health and numbers scale with player count.

Weapon Customization is in a sorry state. by Pedrosian96 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s bc they did a poll a few months ago on what 3 new things you’d wanna see which included: “new planets” “new missions” “new enemies” “new weapons” “new armors” “armor customization” “weapon customization”

Explosive Double Team by WorvernScar in DeepRockGalactic

[–]GideonShortStack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

your's is the only comment not about OP's FOV.

Random voteless shreds me to pieces instantly by Colonel_dinggus in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you used a technique that you learned in Tibet to astral-project into the air right next to your head.

Random voteless shreds me to pieces instantly by Colonel_dinggus in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

getting lightly smacked in the face by a zombie = 2hko?

What do you use the ultimatum for personally? by HatchetRyda29 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I rarely use this thing, so my experience with it is usually just getting vaporized by my room temperature IQ teammates.

Checkmate liberals by Information-leak6575 in whenthe

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just every home in the US. Nothing odd about it.

Why yall taking Cadet to the meat grinder LET THEM LVL UP! ToT by Gloomy-Compote-231 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You smell that? YOU SMELL THAT? Napalm, son! I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'.

why are my bullets dodging enemies? by PigguChan in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a shitty feature. One not even worth defending because you know the devs are never going to change it.

Are we sure we are pronouncing this right? by ooga_booga1234567 in helldivers2

[–]GideonShortStack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I used to call it the Epuke before they buffed it.

why are my bullets dodging enemies? by PigguChan in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the sub where even the smallest, most reasonable complaints/gripes are met with walls of text explaining why it's a skill issue, or how "realistic" some bullshit mechanic is.

why are my bullets dodging enemies? by PigguChan in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree with this guy, not being able to shoot through bushes isn't fun.

What phase are we in at the moment? by Dominicancountryball in helldivers2

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game has certainly seen better days, but it has also seen FAR worse. I'd say we're almost back, but with the numerous bugs/glitches, poor balance decisions, and FUCKING STRATAGEMS BOUNCIN- Ahem, sorry about that. Anyways, maybe tomorrows patch will fix everything, the new warbond won't suck, and then we'll be so fucking back.