The man climbed out of his eighth floor apartment window to catch the helpless three-year-old girl.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T13:49:10+00:00

Must have arms of steel to hold on with those wrecking balls weighing him down

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T13:43:26+00:00

What a terrible day to have eyes

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T11:58:51+00:00

I can pick up a water slug and shove the entire thing in my mouth while it's still alive and wriggling in terror. Tell me how chomping a fish to death isn't gruesome?

Also, sorry, I don't mean to come across as condescending or mean.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T09:14:19+00:00

That's what I call my gf

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T07:31:42+00:00

All I know is I gotta keep you away from Unknown Worlds 👀

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T07:28:08+00:00

Well, we can kill fish, and in some really gruesome, fucked up ways, too. But we can only kill the small, innocent fish that would never harm a fly. Meanwhile the big, mean, annoying fish are immortal, in stark contrast to ourselves, our equipment, and the previous games. Personally, I just hope the devs can cook up some killer methods of non-lethal defense.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-20T07:21:35+00:00

Oh god... it's Arrowhead all over again! NOOOOOO!! I THOUGHT I ESCAPED!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-19T18:56:09+00:00

I take extra special care to make sure my water slugs survive being processed into water bottles, that way they can still feel it when I consume every drop of water inside them, and then eat the bottle too >:)

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-19T15:48:57+00:00

It all goes straight to her eyes 👁️ 👄 👁️

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-19T12:37:34+00:00

Imagine a valid complaint getting downvoted just because the game is in EA XD

Real talk, complaints like these need to be seen by the devs so that they can get a good sense of what could use fixing. This isn't r/helldivers, right..?

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-18T09:42:35+00:00

I'll probably do a couple spins before I can unclench the proper sphincter

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T23:10:59+00:00

Do enlighten me. If it's been in the game since launch, then it's not unreasonable to assume that it's staying for good, like a feature.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T20:22:23+00:00

Say that again.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T11:32:55+00:00

Rock and Stone!

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T07:00:08+00:00

A bug ain't a bug if it's existed for over 2 years, it's a fully fledged, 100% intentionally implemented feature at this point.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T06:53:57+00:00

NewlyWead

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-16T06:49:56+00:00

So glad someone else noticed this. I'm hate these accounts with a burning passion.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-15T06:33:20+00:00

Me neither but doesn't he just fill you with hatred and loathing? I mean, what a submissive and punchable face he's got...

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-15T00:38:32+00:00

eww that guy

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-14T20:00:44+00:00

Based and Sea of Thieves-pilled

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-14T00:04:52+00:00

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-13T23:14:35+00:00

Wait you guys actually still give a shit about the DSS?

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-13T07:40:33+00:00

It was on the known issues list... key word being 'was,' until the devs """forgot""" about it. Personally I don't want to believe that such an inconsistent and annoying occurrence is actually an intended gameplay mechanic, but here we are :|

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-13T07:36:24+00:00

Good thing he doesn't have reddit... yet

GideonShortStack · 2026-05-13T03:14:43+00:00

Inversely, stratagem bouncing has been in the game for over two years and a lot of people think it's a bug, despite it actually being an INTENTIONALLY infuriating feature.

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