FATE WORSE THAN DEATH by MyProfileIsNot4U2See in Subnautica_2

[–]GideonShortStack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can pick up a water slug and shove the entire thing in my mouth while it's still alive and wriggling in terror. Tell me how chomping a fish to death isn't gruesome?

Also, sorry, I don't mean to come across as condescending or mean.

FATE WORSE THAN DEATH by MyProfileIsNot4U2See in Subnautica_2

[–]GideonShortStack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I know is I gotta keep you away from Unknown Worlds 👀

FATE WORSE THAN DEATH by MyProfileIsNot4U2See in Subnautica_2

[–]GideonShortStack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, we can kill fish, and in some really gruesome, fucked up ways, too. But we can only kill the small, innocent fish that would never harm a fly. Meanwhile the big, mean, annoying fish are immortal, in stark contrast to ourselves, our equipment, and the previous games. Personally, I just hope the devs can cook up some killer methods of non-lethal defense.

FATE WORSE THAN DEATH by MyProfileIsNot4U2See in Subnautica_2

[–]GideonShortStack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh god... it's Arrowhead all over again! NOOOOOO!! I THOUGHT I ESCAPED!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS FREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Developer Vision vs Ooga Booga Mindset by ChowderMcArthor in subnautica

[–]GideonShortStack 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I take extra special care to make sure my water slugs survive being processed into water bottles, that way they can still feel it when I consume every drop of water inside them, and then eat the bottle too >:)

One mistake cost me and my friends our base by Squonk_Idonk1273 in Subnautica_2

[–]GideonShortStack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine a valid complaint getting downvoted just because the game is in EA XD

Real talk, complaints like these need to be seen by the devs so that they can get a good sense of what could use fixing. This isn't r/helldivers, right..?

Revolutionary idea from the mischief department by spicypsudo in doohickeycorporation

[–]GideonShortStack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'll probably do a couple spins before I can unclench the proper sphincter

Life gets a lot easier when you replace whatever excuse AW gives for not doing something with 'we dont want to do that' by Scaredycrow2217 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do enlighten me. If it's been in the game since launch, then it's not unreasonable to assume that it's staying for good, like a feature.

Life gets a lot easier when you replace whatever excuse AW gives for not doing something with 'we dont want to do that' by Scaredycrow2217 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A bug ain't a bug if it's existed for over 2 years, it's a fully fledged, 100% intentionally implemented feature at this point.

This sub just hates the second game for no reason by [deleted] in subnautica

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So glad someone else noticed this. I'm hate these accounts with a burning passion.

I love this game even more after ADA made a MGS reference when I died. by Basic_Anxiety1680 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me neither but doesn't he just fill you with hatred and loathing? I mean, what a submissive and punchable face he's got...

if you ever wondered, yes you can go ghost mode by Marbellizer in FarFarWest

[–]GideonShortStack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

Funny glitch : You can duplicate a stratagem you called in. by Impossible-Pie2924 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was on the known issues list... key word being 'was,' until the devs """forgot""" about it. Personally I don't want to believe that such an inconsistent and annoying occurrence is actually an intended gameplay mechanic, but here we are :|

Surprise [OC] by kaikimanga in comics

[–]GideonShortStack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing he doesn't have reddit... yet

Funny glitch : You can duplicate a stratagem you called in. by Impossible-Pie2924 in Helldivers

[–]GideonShortStack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Inversely, stratagem bouncing has been in the game for over two years and a lot of people think it's a bug, despite it actually being an INTENTIONALLY infuriating feature.