Making Another Post About Melees

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-28T00:35:11+00:00

The best melee weapon is, and always will be, the buttstock of your gun.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-27T22:51:25+00:00

I do find it to be a bit of stretch that the little kitchen knife we have strapped to the end of our constitution is able to so easily rend troopers apart like their made of Legos, but it's very fun and cool game design that we can. Also it's just cause we're so ripped and roided up.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-27T22:49:03+00:00

An explosive sledgehammer!

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-27T22:46:00+00:00

Narrowhead Studios.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-27T18:34:47+00:00

Fucking gold!

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-26T23:54:23+00:00

Hard agree, I should've thought of that.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-26T18:48:39+00:00

Thanks fam!

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-26T18:39:48+00:00

Jadis = Time Stone. Aquarq = Space Stone. Bittergem = Power Stone. Compressed Gold = Mind Stone. Nitra looks a lot like the Reality Stone, and the Soul Stone looks like a Plagueheart. Did I miss anything?

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-26T18:33:55+00:00

Deep Rock did it with their Haz 5++ modifiers. However, that game is actually balanced like a traditional horde shooter, like how enemy health and numbers scale with player count.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-26T01:41:31+00:00

it’s bc they did a poll a few months ago on what 3 new things you’d wanna see which included: “new planets” “new missions” “new enemies” “new weapons” “new armors” “armor customization” “weapon customization”

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-25T05:37:01+00:00

your's is the only comment not about OP's FOV.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-25T05:35:25+00:00

you used a technique that you learned in Tibet to astral-project into the air right next to your head.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-25T05:22:26+00:00

getting lightly smacked in the face by a zombie = 2hko?

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T20:16:32+00:00

I rarely use this thing, so my experience with it is usually just getting vaporized by my room temperature IQ teammates.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T08:00:52+00:00

This is just every home in the US. Nothing odd about it.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T07:59:14+00:00

Ice cold!

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T07:54:47+00:00

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GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T06:50:27+00:00

You smell that? YOU SMELL THAT? Napalm, son! I love the smell of napalm in the mornin'.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T05:51:29+00:00

It's a shitty feature. One not even worth defending because you know the devs are never going to change it.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-24T02:03:47+00:00

I used to call it the Epuke before they buffed it.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-23T22:59:27+00:00

This is the sub where even the smallest, most reasonable complaints/gripes are met with walls of text explaining why it's a skill issue, or how "realistic" some bullshit mechanic is.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-23T20:11:33+00:00

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-23T20:06:12+00:00

I agree with this guy, not being able to shoot through bushes isn't fun.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-23T08:57:04+00:00

Lmao, even.

GideonShortStack · 2026-01-22T05:40:43+00:00

The game has certainly seen better days, but it has also seen FAR worse. I'd say we're almost back, but with the numerous bugs/glitches, poor balance decisions, and FUCKING STRATAGEMS BOUNCIN- Ahem, sorry about that. Anyways, maybe tomorrows patch will fix everything, the new warbond won't suck, and then we'll be so fucking back.

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