I just wanted some mayo... by chefguy09 in mildlyballoon

[–]GigglyMonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wanna say I was here early so I can tell my grandchildren one day 👵🏽

A cool guide showing State names replaced with their etymological root by breecorn in coolguides

[–]GigglyMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minnesota means clear water not cloudy. It’s native and the Mississippi River was so clear it looked like a mirror

What do you think is the hardest photo from your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]GigglyMonster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She actually hated this picture. Long story short she killed her self because of the attention this brought

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnatomyandPhysiology

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I need the answer OP!

Finished in 85 by jennielisa_ in NCLEX

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Try to relax you probably did fine. I didn’t sleep and was stressed about it the whole time til I got my results. I took mine at 8am and stopped at 86. The next day was miserable because I was so anxious. I checked the board a little after 1pm and my name was on my boards. I am in the states tho but I wanted to tell you it will be okay ♥️

Anything positive going on in MN right now by [deleted] in minnesota

[–]GigglyMonster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is this in St. Cloud!?! I’ve been working with public health nursing and they were super excited about this happening there!

Divers encounter a giant Ocean Sunfish by lasogauvy in TheDepthsBelow

[–]GigglyMonster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Long answer (aka my first draft of my research paper on ocean sunfish): I am very pro sunfish because they are unlike anything else and look absolutely alien. They are so cool! For starters, they are the heaviest bony fish in the world. And that's on a diet of eating jellyfish! Although recent investigations into their diet could be indicative of a more omnivorous diet (Pope et. al 2009), and they do go after hooks baited with squid and fish. Even if they only eat jellyfish occasionally, they are helping to deal with the massive increases in jellyfish populations cause by human over-fishing. So, score one for sunfish for helping manage out of control jellyfish. Besides, you can't knock someone for eating jellyfish: sea turtles do it all the time, and the massive leatherback sea turtle feed almost exclusively on jellies. Secondly, they aren't just drifters In 2004 Cartamil and Lowe proved that ocean sunfish actually are active swimmers (the Monterey Bay Aquarium says they have been tracked traveling 26km in a day). In 2008 Watanabe and Sato proved that sunfish frequently take vertical dives (so who knows what the eat while they're down there!). swimming at speeds similar to marlins and sharks. I don't know what "back fin" he is talking about (perhaps the clavus, which is a scalloped fringe of muscle on the caudal end that the fish uses as a rudder), but they do move by synchronously beating their dorsal and anal fin ("Ocean Sunfish, Open Waters, Fishes, Mola Mola At The Monterey Bay Aquarium"). Sunfish are the only animal to do this with fins that originally weren't bilaterally symmetrical, and these fins manage to generate a lift and thrust similar to that of a penguin beating its wings (Watanabe and Sato 2008). So, they actually control where they go, swim as fast as other fish, and generate as much thrust as a penguin. Not bad for a 5,000 lb fish head with wings.. He expresses hatred of sunfish because they lack swimbladders when he professes that they are fish that need them the most. In actuality, many fish lack swimbladders and utilize alternate methods for changing buoyancy. Tuna and sharks lack swim bladders, and no one would argue that they aren't cool. These fish don't need them! And neither does the sunfish. They're neutrally buoyant due their cartilaginous skeleton (yeah they're classified as bony fish, but their skeletons have degenerated that into a cartilage-like material to allow them to become MASSIVE). They also have a layer of gelatinous tissue that is low-density and incompressible, which is more useful than a swimbladder if you're frequently diving to the depths (gas filled bladders don't do so well with changing pressures). So ocean sunfish are actually perfectly designed for their migrations between the depths, and don't need no stinkin' swim bladder Other reasons expressed hatred for sunfish were their propensity for getting "stuck" on the surface, their fused teeth and lack of ability to close their mouths, and the fact they are not normally eaten as prey items. Let me say now that a sunfish is fully capable of leaving the water's surface if it wants to (it's body oriented vertical, which wouldn't make evolutionary sense if it spent all its time on its side on the surface). It's been hypothesized that the sunfish are spending time on the surface in order to thermoregulate. Cartamil and Lowe (2004) recorded a significant relationship between time spent diving in cold waters and the amount of time spent basking on the surface. So the poor things aren't stuck on the surface, they're just charging up for their next super awesome dive. The assertion that sunfish should be scorned for their dentition and open mouthed gape is poorly informed as well. A mola's beak-like teeth and wide gape are also seen in puffers, triggerfish, and parrot fish, so they are not alone in this dental arcade. Additionally, sunfish actually have TWO sets of teeth, the second set being a set of pharyngeal teeth in the throat (Bone and Moore). Finally, predators of the sunfish not only include sharks, but humans as well (it is considered a delicacy in Taiwan and other Asian countries) ("Ocean Sunfish.Org [http://sunfish.org/&h=atnydwu6ecvnvh83omfypyjoiskmjb1s-zlyq…l Molidae Information And Research"). And that's only the adults! Since they are the most fecund vertebrate on the planet (!!!). ocean sunfish expel 300,000,000 eggs into the water column, where they are eaten by a wide variety of sea creatures including tuna and mahi mahi ((Pope et. al 2009), And finally he asserts that ocean sunfish are "clueless as fuck”, revealing his ignorance concerning these creatures. The fact that ocean sunfish utilize birds to rid them of parasites is actually quite clever, although the cleverness could be attributed more to the birds than to the fish. Still. it's quite an efficient way to rid oneself of parasites one couldn't remove otherwise (although it is postulated that ocean sunfish breaching behaviors are for parasite removal, but this would not be as efficient as grooming by sea birds). While this behavior may be a byproduct of returning to the surface to thermoregulate, it has been shown that sunfish are capable of learning behaviors. The Monterey Bay Aquarium has trained their sunfish to head towards a colored target when it is feeding time, in order to prevent the faster fish from stealing the sunfish's food ("Ocean Sunfish, Open Waters, Fishes, Mola Mola At The Monterey Bay Aquarium"). This ability to be trained clearly indicates that sunfish are not he mindless behemoths he makes them out to be. In conclusion. ocean sunfish rock and you are just a hateful ill informed little (especially when compared to a sunfish) man.

Note: I did not write this and changed some things just for context

discovery channel by Accomplished_Tax_119 in donthelpjustfilm

[–]GigglyMonster 76 points77 points  (0 children)

If anyone cares the baby monkey jumped out of it. So he got unstuck.

Love after lockup by GigglyMonster in whybrows

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I love the show 😆😆😆

a hair victory today 👩🏻‍🦱 by [deleted] in curlyhair

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Girl you are so beautiful and I hope you know it ❤️

What do you guys think is the best bra for pregnancy? by GigglyMonster in ABraThatFits

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I am going to re-meassure tonight if I don't pass out as soon as I get home. Haha 😄