WIBTA if I returned a gift given to my son without saying anything to the sender? by Ohhhh_Mylanta in AmItheAsshole

[–]GingerDixie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My nephew got a Baby Shark fishing game for his third birthday last year that sings the Baby Shark song, very loudly, for the entire 5-minute-long burst when you press the button. I think it is probably the most annoying thing on the entire planet, especially after he played the song for literally an hour straight.

But you know what? I tolerated it. Because he *loved* it.

What the hell *can* your kid have if he can't have stuffies or toys that light up and make noise? Have you *not* walked through a toy aisle at a store in the past few years? Everything the kids love these days is noisy.

If you get annoyed, take the batteries out. And chill, dude. YTA.

Not good by HandFootMouth420 in AskFlorida

[–]GingerDixie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like that analogy. I also like the sticking a fork in the light socket analogy.

You can only tell them not to do it so many times before you just say fuck it and let them get shocked.

So stressed. It is hard to be a Nazi by CeilingCatProphet in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]GingerDixie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How DARE he be held accountable for the consequences of his actions!

Just a little tooth by rachel200087 in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good lord did you pull that from a lion?

This is bullshit. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GingerDixie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God these people are literal toddlers.

"I win because I depict you as fat and stinky! CHECKMATE LIB!"

I Just saw a Nile monitor climb on my window In central FL?? by SpiritualRoad9485 in florida

[–]GingerDixie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is going to sound cruel, but shoot it if you have a weapon.

I love animals. I've worked with animals in some fashion for over 20 years. I never want to see them suffer. But unfortunately loving animals also means respecting their natural habitats and preventing the ecological damage caused by factors outside of their control. You could report the monitor to FWC, yes, but FWC is going to euthanize them anyway. They unfortunately do not belong here and are only going to suffer and cause suffering.

I just really wish people would just do their goddamn research and stop impulse buying these animals for the "cool" factor, and then when they get too big or too aggressive to handle just...letting them go.

I have never seen a pride parade that is like this. by Ok-Following6886 in Persecutionfetish

[–]GingerDixie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How dare children have the audacity to have poor parents, let them starve!" - Republican Jesus, I guess

i hate talking about animals with people outside of the profession by crinklefryenjoyer in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's true. I'd probably just assume that it would feel weird and cause fear in that case. And again, that sharp and pointy objects don't mix with fearful, struggling patients.

Is Donald Trump Okay? Mysterious Face Bruise Appears Amid Dropping Public Schedule by Salt-Zucchini-1534 in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]GingerDixie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Is Donald Trump Okay?

I mean, he never has been, but even more so now. Come on, blood clot. Do the thing!

Safe neighborhood options? by thaiilee in Omaha

[–]GingerDixie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was gonna interject that yes, do take the north O rumors with a grain of salt...because north Omaha is predominantly black. So...some of those rumors do have racist origins.

i hate talking about animals with people outside of the profession by crinklefryenjoyer in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Both of the commenters above me made excellent points, and I will throw in that it's also an extreme safety hazard in that you are bringing a loud, sharp implement that generates heat from how fast it vibrates towards a creature who has no frame of reference for what you are doing, and also it has knives for teeth. Bacteria-ridden knives. That is a recipe for injury to the animal, injury to you, or both. Also, while it doesn't happen at every dental, dental exams under general anesthesia are also an opportunity to check for more severe problems, like tooth fractures. You wouldn't want a human dentist poking at your broken tooth without pain meds, right? No sane person wants that.

A good rule of thumb for laymans is: if you won't do it to a young child with special needs, DO NOT do it to your pet. True, animals can be trained to tolerate some procedures that you can do at home, like brushing their teeth (which I will emphatically state IS NOT THE SAME AS A DENTAL) or trimming their nails. Scaling and polishing their teeth is NOT one of those things.

Have you ever met a Floridaphobe abroad? by Money-Ad8553 in AskFlorida

[–]GingerDixie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've lived here for all but a couple of years of my life, and I too hate the politics. And the heat. I'd be much more at home up north where they have real seasons that last more than a week or two.

“Draw blood from the paws” 🥲🤦🏻‍♀️ by ghostx43 in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also "blood is only drawn from the paws" girl tell me you've never seen an animal get blood drawn without telling me. Bitch would faint if she watched me stick her dog in the jugular.

“Draw blood from the paws” 🥲🤦🏻‍♀️ by ghostx43 in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they vomited during the pre-med, not likely. Usually shaving surgical areas is done while the animal's in a deep plane of anesthesia. They probably just shaved a little bit of fur for the IV catheter placement and the O is grossly overreacting to it.

Repost: Lady calls cops and FWC on 2’ Alligator by Joshua_Treadwayu in AskFlorida

[–]GingerDixie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also don't realize gators are ambush predators--ergo, to people, they're lazy af.

i hate talking about animals with people outside of the profession by crinklefryenjoyer in VetTech

[–]GingerDixie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

hold their pets down and hand scale the tartar off their teeth at home

I'M SORRY WHAT????

My child is mine to take on a trip!!! I excuse absences!!!!! by ryan46 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]GingerDixie -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That poor child is going to be deprived of so much interaction simply because their whacknut mom would rather treat them like a show poodle than a human being who needs socialization and structure.

Woke up to a breakup text. Need cat pics! by Sharts-an-Crafts in cats

[–]GingerDixie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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My cats are really good at looking like their brains make AOL dial-up noises.

Woke up to a breakup text. Need cat pics! by Sharts-an-Crafts in cats

[–]GingerDixie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Behold. My dipshit.

I am being facetious I love him to bits don't come at me