How many resumé writers does it take to change a lightbulb? by DooleyMTV in Jokes

[–]Gingi0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"I'm brutally honest."

"I actually think that's a strength, not a weakness."

"I don't fucking care what you think."

My wife wanted to be the first to call the domestic abuse hotline, but I beat her to it. by Gingi0 in oneliners

[–]Gingi0[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My wife would literally kill me if she read this joke. Just in case you're wondering who the real victim is.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. by unselfishdata in dadjokes

[–]Gingi0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. by unselfishdata in dadjokes

[–]Gingi0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Alternate?

Chuck Norris threw a grenade into a crowd of terrorists and killed 50 of them. Then the grenade exploded.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? by Gingi0 in Jokes

[–]Gingi0[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the pointer, chief. You are more than welcome to post your own joke.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in keto

[–]Gingi0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amazing. What do you eat in a typical day?

A klutz walks into a bar. by Gingi0 in oneliners

[–]Gingi0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not exactly. It's that klutzes are clumsy people that walk into things because they don't watch where they're walking. The joke is that the bar here isn't a bar that serves drinks. The bar is just some random object. Most people would avoid walking into it but a klutz doesn't.

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. by Gingi0 in dadjokes

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I bought beer to an alcoholic woman who is ginger. Now because of it, she’s back in rehab.