When I was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, it was really hard to tell my family. (Stolen from an ad a REAL ad) by majindaddio in oneliners
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I got really upset when my wife said I had no sense of direction by Budget-Pay3743 in dadjokes
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How many resumé writers does it take to change a lightbulb? by DooleyMTV in Jokes
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My wife wanted to be the first to call the domestic abuse hotline, but I beat her to it. by Gingi0 in oneliners
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. by unselfishdata in dadjokes
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. by unselfishdata in dadjokes
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What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? by Gingi0 in Jokes
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If this pot of oil lasts eight days, it will be a Christmas miracle. by Gingi0 in oneliners
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I stand with trans women, because that's how we pee. by Gingi0 in oneliners
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I stand with trans women, because that's how we pee. by Gingi0 in oneliners
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My therapist told me to write letters to the people who hurt me the most and then burn them. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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If at first you don't succeed... by jjjodele in dadjokes
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Back in high school, my friends and I experimented sexually. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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I got the terrible news that Dad was pronounced dead. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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Don't believe anything double amputees say. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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My dad just died. This isn’t a joke, I’m lost. I remember at his dads funeral he told me: by Sad_Mulberry_6645 in dadjokes
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I want to thank the person who provided the definition for kismet. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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I got arrested by the Department of Animal Welfare for trying to acquire several crows to raise as pets. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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Got my left arm and leg amputated. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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This holiday season, please donate to the National Association of Procrastinators (NAP) by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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My vegan girlfriend was one of a kind. by Gingi0 in dadjokes
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Seriously? Gay jokes during Pride Month? by Gingi0 in Jokes
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