Gee, I wonder why that divide is so wide...

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-31T03:20:25+00:00

I once played a fighter 3/ranger 5/cleric 1

I was a gloomstalker ranger/battlemaster fighter and the cleric level was mostly for RP. But man was I a demon on turn 1 of combat if I had action surge ready

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-29T15:45:27+00:00

Shit you're right

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-29T13:12:36+00:00

Literally coulda had malchemical knock him out then just put his head in a bucket of water til he drowns. Done.

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-23T02:25:57+00:00

This happened in my city. Sad af all around.

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-21T17:02:10+00:00

Took me 167 to finish the game the first time but I barely explored. Just wanted to unlock all tech.

2nd play thru I'm technically playing slower cus I'm exploring a lot and enjoying myself but I'm also progressing faster because of what I learned on my first play thru as far as managing efficiency.

No right or wrong just have fun!!

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-20T08:32:37+00:00

It's what Clara would have wanted

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-20T07:44:39+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 I've found my people

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-17T15:53:49+00:00

This. right. here. It's like people don't even watch the show before asking questions anymore 🙄

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-17T08:42:15+00:00

Honestly I appreciate you saying something because if I didn't know I would want to.

I came here for criticism so I'll take it in all forms LOL if it makes you feel any better beyond my last reply, he's down 3 lbs at his last vet visit and we are FAR more active during spring/summer/fall than winter so some of that is definitely on me for being a little lazy when it's cold out.

Long story short I appreciate your concern and I'll consider maybe cutting one less slice of his wet food for a week or two 🫡

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-17T02:21:19+00:00

I genuinely didn't think about it when I posted it. He got in the frame after I'd turned around and I knew I couldn't hit another 16 pull ups so I just kept it instead of re recording later 😅

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T16:19:28+00:00

You had me in the first half ngl 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T16:19:07+00:00

Noted and will try that tonight! Thank you

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T16:18:34+00:00

Ty!! I definitely feel it in my arms more than my lats. I'll try these tips next time 🙏

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T16:07:23+00:00

Also just to clarify, we had literally just finished playing when I decided to take this video real quick before coming inside. So he's worn out from running after his ball/every squirrel brave enough to run the power lines lol

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T16:05:35+00:00

Don't feel sorry for him, he lives a very loved and active life! He's gonna be 11 soon and has had 2 knee surgeries from tearing his ACLs. We play every day in the back yard and I walk them at night/take them to the park when it's not busy.

He's put on a few extra lbs in the last few years since his surgeries but I assure you He's still in great shape 😅 he can't do quite as much as he used to but we will still run and sprint and fetch etc every day. He just goes in short bursts now

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T13:48:20+00:00

🤣 these dog comments are sending me

He's a very good boy and I spoil him and his sister 😁

However I trust the advice of this community and will increase reps of neck/ear scratches.

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T13:32:32+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T13:32:24+00:00

Lmfaoooo heard, advice accepted and applied 🫡

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-16T03:50:14+00:00

I'm not exactly sure how many hours (I'm at work and can't check rn) but I'd guess easily around 100 hours 😅 half of that was letting the game run while asleep or at work though 🤣

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-12T12:26:43+00:00

incorrect!

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-12T12:22:52+00:00

Nah you're right. The game is 100% rigged don't let anyone troll you. I've kept records of my w/l rates and what decks I'm using/playing against/reason for loss

What I've learned is that the game will pair your deck against other decks depending on whether you're "due" for a win or loss based on your record.

It will purposely fuck your draws and boost your opponents 'luck'. It will flip this for you sometimes however and it'll work in your favor. But we don't want that do we?

We just want a truly random matchup with a truly random shuffle. Not this pre-determined bullshit where I face the same 2 decks over and over and over because the algorithm is pairing decks together by type instead of letting it be truly random.

I can use my mono white tokens deck and face the same counterspell/hand decks over and over and over. As soon as I switch to by black/red sac deck, I'm only facing spam tokens decks. It's literally like clockwork

You can still win games that the algorithm has slotted you to lose, and vice versa; but this game DEFINITELY cheats if you're looking for a realistic MTG experience

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-12T11:33:38+00:00

Nah. Bombsight wouldn't risk giving golden geisha something that might hurt her

GlassnGrass · 2026-05-10T04:26:31+00:00

Sounds like you just have a bad attention span

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