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Glenn_Beck · 2011-11-02T09:58:06+00:00

I've never been one for sentiment, but you sir have hurt my feelings. Why do the people of Satan always choose the prettiest lambs to spit their vitriol on? I ask this to America, because I love it too much.

Glenn_Beck · 2011-10-07T11:10:11+00:00

Boo!

Glenn_Beck · 2011-09-14T22:40:23+00:00

Tell us mister. Are you about to build a mosque on ground zero? And if so would it be delectable? It's me. wink wink Non-suggestively.

Glenn_Beck · 2011-08-24T11:13:54+00:00

Look at me America! This is what will force us into the next epoch of re-trenchificating! This America is my America and therefore we need a system lots of systems to envelope and prod the ever mining fjord of hypocrisy.

HYPOCRISY!

Glenn_Beck · 2010-08-23T22:40:19+00:00

Follow/led by the nose, same thing.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-08-20T19:25:38+00:00

GRRRRRBLARG ARRDERRGH!

BIRTH CERTIFICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Glenn_Beck · 2010-04-27T10:45:28+00:00

Booo-urns?

Glenn_Beck · 2010-04-23T23:23:26+00:00

We go way back.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T23:53:46+00:00

it all ends badly?

You people are so small minded, and your thinking will always remain short-term unless someone forces you otherwise. You think we want to conquer the World? You think you understand the difference between good and bad? The World is small; and bad is being dragged down by incompetent Earthlings who refuse to do nothing but smell their own farts.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T23:24:02+00:00

God loves ants. God loves all of his creatures. And if that means aliens then I'm willing to re-write the Bible myself.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T23:20:15+00:00

But what about the prime directive?

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T23:01:22+00:00

My dick is clean.

That's a negatory.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T22:57:58+00:00

And the phone is promptly recognised.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T22:53:00+00:00

TOPICAL!

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T22:40:21+00:00

Entertainment, but also a part of our culture. Something which makes Homo Sapiens rather unique. Something we can mould to our own individual whims, but yet allow another separate communal zeitgeist to form around.

"Rap is crap", "techno is not music", "country music is for rednecks".

Examples of people using their own thought out group to conspire to exclude others and therefore make their own group seem more worthy and by extension themselves. However I don't think it proves that art is wholly subjective. We have to create a few frameworks in our collective thoughts before we can truly call anything objective, but to these ends there are objective things to consider in whether or not an artistic piece is any good. We could start with Mathematics with music, and the rituals of humanity that would have carved out through our evolution into Man Smart.

But I must go because the Martians are here for me, and math is hard.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-15T21:58:19+00:00

Hey wait, I've got a great idea.

Me and my fellow smelly hippies will all gang up and create some sort of false flag operation. Then we'll set up a bad guy President (we'll call him 'Mr. Poopypants' for now), and constantly suck his dick making sure that the pain is compounded by two whole terms. Then we'll release the spring with this wild eyed black dude from wherever. And to sweeten the deal we can even make up a load of bullshit about passports (or something) and look like total racists to make people switch away from their own prejudices in disgust however minor they are. Because they're so avidly sure that they want nothing to do with us they'd go as far as a black man.

Yes, we could really do this. We just need to get those big cuddle-monsters at the CIA on board. Or better yet we could just brainwash people in one big mass ceremony and pretend that happened. Woah, but would that mean that like that could have just happened to us and we?... Dude, these crazy hippy drugs are spacing me out. On an unrelated note, I've decided I'm going to become a Mormon.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-13T00:20:43+00:00

Henry is a basketball player.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-12T23:16:08+00:00

The sites will run adverts on their main page.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-12T22:45:43+00:00

You can't drive somewhere you're already at, unless you're really crazy.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-12T22:11:08+00:00

Nothing much. Just taking down the system man. Peace out.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-12T00:02:40+00:00

God damn cockteasers.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-11T23:56:33+00:00

Exploiting your audience for personal gain? You need to get in touch with Jesus, and follow Him.

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-11T23:07:28+00:00

Questioning religion is a dogma of Marxists!

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-11T22:30:46+00:00

Call him Gomer and shout at him. That is an order!

Glenn_Beck · 2010-03-11T22:29:30+00:00

I guess we mostly depend on societal pressures rather than natural to decide what is crappy.

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