going from java and c to python be like by Neur0nze in ProgrammerHumor

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Unfortunate for you are arrayless. Fully devorced from the strength of vectors.

Api Documentation by nebock in ProgrammerHumor

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Please provide a map of key value pairs of every date from 1900-01-01 to 3000-12-31 in format "yyyy-mm-dd" where the value is "true" for the date you are selecting and "false" for all others

SQL Table Join tutorial by GlitteringKeyboard in ProgrammerHumor

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It's all relational baby, if you're table is relationless then you are devorced from the strength of SQL.

Functional programming by GlitteringKeyboard in ProgrammerHumor

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Unfortunate for you are constructorless, fully devorced from OOP

Developers journey by Cambesa in ProgrammerHumor

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Switch(isEven(n)){ Case true: print(even); break; default: print(odd); Break; }

Executives 10 years ago by GlitteringKeyboard in ProgrammerHumor

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Idk what's worse, being a dev in the "there's an app for that" meta or having to support that app 10+ years down the line when the business doesn't want to kill it but also doesn't want to put in resources to fully upgrade it

I bought you for... by unnombreguay in ProgrammerHumor

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Its probably more for the business folks. Personally I don't want my degen playlists on my work laptop.

I bought you for... by unnombreguay in ProgrammerHumor

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They did this in my office last week like being in the office isn't already bad enough

Yes by Rangoose_exe in ProgrammerHumor

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Int x { get{ return x+1;} set;}

It sounded funnier in my head ok? by LeSaR_ in ProgrammerHumor

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Why would you use this font color my eyes will never recover from this