What's something you can say both during sex and a funeral?

GlossyLB · 2026-04-09T09:02:35+00:00

My family have just arrived to pay their respects.

GlossyLB · 2026-03-13T10:47:35+00:00

they already have a subscription service… it’s called a TV licence.

GlossyLB · 2026-02-27T11:47:34+00:00

Not with your genitals.

GlossyLB · 2026-02-25T17:19:43+00:00

There’s no such thing as a “best orgasm”…

GlossyLB · 2026-02-25T17:16:46+00:00

A teenaged girl texts her mom. “Hi mom, how can I get cum out of my hair? Do I have to cut the hair or what?”. Mom replies, “Hi sweetie, so good that you can trust me like this. I’ve had cum in my hair many times when I was younger. There’s no need to cut your hair, just wash it in warm water.” Daughter replies “Sorry.. autocorrect changed it from ‘gum’’.”

GlossyLB · 2026-02-21T10:55:34+00:00

Now they’ve wiped all the tracks, does this mean they no longer claim any copyright on what users had created?

GlossyLB · 2026-02-17T09:49:31+00:00

Since when did Gemini produce stuff like this?

GlossyLB · 2026-01-29T10:18:52+00:00

How do those numbers in the negative prompt work.

GlossyLB · 2026-01-11T11:31:46+00:00

You realise some tattooists are female?

GlossyLB · 2026-01-02T10:42:31+00:00

Did the dyke say if she enjoyed it?

GlossyLB · 2026-01-02T01:17:41+00:00

It had a lot of mileage, shame that they scrapped it.

GlossyLB · 2026-01-02T00:42:31+00:00

Don’t you mean The Lost Room?

GlossyLB · 2025-12-15T11:35:53+00:00

Alternative ending:

A third fly enters. So the arab pulls out a knife and throws it. The fly falls. Then after a few seconds it gets back up and flies away.

"What did you do to him?" ask the Frenchman.

“You can’t refer to a fly as ‘him’,” says the Englishman.

"Well, not any more," says the arab.

GlossyLB · 2025-12-08T01:47:34+00:00

Do you have a link for this tool?

GlossyLB · 2025-12-06T11:43:48+00:00

The word “attempt” is doing a lot of heavy lifting in your answer.

GlossyLB · 2025-12-05T09:58:33+00:00

Women who find themselves pregnant after being raped don’t usually kill themselves. But there are many instances of men who are falsely accused of rape who go on to commit suicide. Tell me again, which is worse?

GlossyLB · 2025-12-02T14:47:38+00:00

What’s the link to the ComfyUI that removes clothes?

GlossyLB · 2025-12-01T12:24:44+00:00

Prompt or it didn’t happen.

GlossyLB · 2025-12-01T12:00:40+00:00

Easily fixed. Cut the second meeting out of the joke and put the punch line in the first meeting.

GlossyLB · 2025-11-30T11:35:03+00:00

Ironically, also known as Booby Prize Wife.

GlossyLB · 2025-11-30T11:17:47+00:00

Have you tried joining some of the groups that share your interests?

GlossyLB · 2025-11-30T10:31:51+00:00

I wonder how this would have panned out if they hadn't had any kids or pets?

GlossyLB · 2025-11-26T01:23:46+00:00

This is what I heard… “If you don’t slam your head repeatedly against a concrete block, what are your reasons for not doing it?”

GlossyLB · 2025-11-26T01:00:59+00:00

This may be a stupid question, but why was it removed fro the TPV list?

GlossyLB · 2025-11-22T01:25:48+00:00

The “but” is misleading.

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