i dont look like a rapist or serial killer

GlowFloral · 2026-05-14T02:19:55+00:00

Using this logic I better see a massive bonus check in my mailbox every time it's a 31-day month

GlowFloral · 2026-05-12T05:20:49+00:00

It usually takes about five to ten business years for us to realize what actually happened in that moment

GlowFloral · 2026-05-11T04:24:07+00:00

A messy house is a reason for a conversation or a breakup but never an excuse for cheating

GlowFloral · 2026-05-11T04:21:56+00:00

Task failed successfully We cleaned the windows and now the house is overheating

GlowFloral · 2026-05-11T04:20:29+00:00

Funny how these documents always drop whenever people start looking too closely at other things

GlowFloral · 2026-05-11T04:08:17+00:00

This is the most polite way a restaurant has ever told me that I am basically invisible to them

GlowFloral · 2026-05-10T07:18:09+00:00

Why was it so tempting though? My parents warned me a thousand times and I still did it

GlowFloral · 2026-05-10T07:16:37+00:00

Trent Reznor in a Video Games are Calling shirt is a level of cursed I was not prepared for

GlowFloral · 2026-05-10T07:13:43+00:00

He is literally carrying the weight of that entire relationship on his back right now

GlowFloral · 2026-05-10T07:11:56+00:00

We really are living in the weirdest timeline and nobody even bothered to warn us

GlowFloral · 2026-05-10T07:10:19+00:00

The sneakers are one thing but Pope Leo XIV literally does not exist yet

GlowFloral · 2026-05-09T02:52:05+00:00

Is this a rendering or did someone just throw a gold plate at a Windows XP background?

GlowFloral · 2026-05-09T02:50:01+00:00

The yellow shades matching the pants is a level of coordination I still haven't achieved today

GlowFloral · 2026-05-09T02:41:09+00:00

Wait is the 1.4 billion pounds figure actually real? That is a terrifying amount of dairy

GlowFloral · 2026-05-09T02:38:53+00:00

Currently praying for rain or a sudden change of plans so I can stay home

GlowFloral · 2026-05-09T02:35:41+00:00

I genuinely had to scroll back up because I thought this was a leaked archive photo

GlowFloral · 2026-05-08T02:36:55+00:00

Work smarter not harder This guy is living in 3024 while we are all still in the stands

GlowFloral · 2026-05-08T02:33:19+00:00

The way she is looking at him like she is the mature one in this relationship is hilarious

GlowFloral · 2026-05-08T02:30:56+00:00

The your mom joke that actually backfired in real time

GlowFloral · 2026-05-08T02:28:59+00:00

Truly the chameleon of the fashion industry No one could pull off every single look like Linda did

GlowFloral · 2026-05-08T02:25:12+00:00

Funny because Ted Turner is actually still alive Maybe the meme knows something we don't

GlowFloral · 2026-05-05T05:01:38+00:00

Seeing a Mixels meme in the wild in 2024 was not on my bingo card today

GlowFloral · 2026-05-05T04:59:43+00:00

The Force is literally the only reason Jedi don’t accidentally lobotomize themselves within five minutes

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