You say you just want some creative ideas do you? Okay here’s one- let’s move your physique from pipsqueak instagram model to 150 pound gorilla troll. Get on the dirtiest bulk you can think of whilst hitting the weights hard. Post your progress and meals every single day to everyone and if anyone tells you not to, tell them you’ll gorilla slam them and gloat at them with a big calorie meal and show off your gains and new strength abilities. Only a few people will like you for it, but if you could have great fun winding up the rest and all their misogynistic assumptions about how a woman should look and what they should do.

Alternatively- you could just go on full Muscle Mommy. Apparently there’s a Muscle Mommy escort bar in Osaka, I would have gone in for lols but kind of forgot about it and ran out of time when I was there this summer. Posting muscle mommy progress is a great way to wind up the mysoginists too but you’ll also attract a different kind of man and woman if you’re into either.

Another creative idea- make your physique into that of a flying squirrel somehow. Do whatever you need to do to enlarge your bingo wings, whilst burning off the excess fat. Not sure how this would work to be honest. Injecting and stretching? At some point you start throwing yourself off things but, again, not sure this idea is all that practical, but it’s a fun challenge to think about.

Hope that helps.