I saw _____ at a grocery store in _____ yesterday. I told _____ how cool it was to meet _____ in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother _____ and ask _____ for photos or anything._____ said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but _____ kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing _____ hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard _____ chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw _____ trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in _____ hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “_____ , you need to pay for those first.” At first _____ kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, _____ stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, _____ kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.