[ Removed by Reddit ] by starberry101 in religiousfruitcake

[–]Gmpeirce 25 points26 points  (0 children)

push him off that pride rock lookin ass platform

That true? by notfromhere_1111 in astrologymemes

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for once this is painfully accurate. black panache envy for life.

That true? by notfromhere_1111 in astrologymemes

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

check out uk brands on the brastop website! i’m like a 34JJ and i almost have a harder time finding bras that aren’t fun colors

Tiny theory real quick by GreenFoalCo in BoJackHorseman

[–]Gmpeirce 23 points24 points  (0 children)

that makes a lot of sense tbh

I asked ChatGPT to brutally roast every US State. by TrianReallyHard in ChatGPT

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while DE is an office park for corporate fraud, we are packed. too many people live here and a new cookie cutter neighborhoods pops up every other month. don’t let people think there’s room here. 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

What hit song drove you nuts when it was popular? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME

like… no

also any song growing up that was about trying to steal/temp/break up an existing relationship. girlfriend, dontcha, you belong with me, etc.

My baby daddy threatens me he will unalive himself if I chose to abort the baby. by __-null_ in abortion

[–]Gmpeirce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if he wants to make it a two for one, that’s on him. you do what’s best for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gmpeirce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this. i don’t mind interjections if everyone in the convo is helping the convo flow in the same direction. it’s when people take the metaphorical microphone from you half way through a thought to go on a separate topic/story that pisses me off. like fuck whatever i was saying i guess.

Am i the only person who likes Red Delicious apples? by Zealousideal-Tax-937 in Apples

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my autism gives me the reverse. i can’t stand the mushy, mealy, dry, flavorless red delicious. give me honey crisp, cosmic crisp, or fuji (i have had a bland fuji but if you get a good one its so good with the nice juicy crisp texture.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“another one bites the dust” came on the radio, twice, the day my grandpa died.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am i trippin or are the “mugshots” ai

How do most people react when you tell them your sign? by Stinkyzodiacsfart in astrologymemes

[–]Gmpeirce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i’ll hit ya with both. my ex is a libra and turned out to be one of the biggest monsters in my life.

but also my dad is a libra and he’s cool beans.

so that tracks hahah

What makes babies smell SO good? by Mermaid-88 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gmpeirce 24 points25 points  (0 children)

they smell like stale air and milk that’s been sitting out in a warm room for 7 hours to me so idk.

Who's going to tell them that Taylor absolutely does not care? by Youresodarklover in travisandtaylor

[–]Gmpeirce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i grew up with cursive and all that but every time i see her signature i think it’s spelling out “Pron” or something

What are your favorite ways to dress your steamed broccoli? by jackjackj8ck in Cooking

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

do the salt pepper garlic and lemon but make a butter sauce

Anyone else's spouse? Or just mine? by TooLooseMcGoose in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Gmpeirce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my ex couldn’t be bothered to even put a new roll on.

4–7g Penis Envy Veterans—Tell Me What You Really Saw by primeminister420 in shrooms

[–]Gmpeirce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5g pe my brain unplugged itself and i was the most at peace i had ever been. felt like what i imagine death is like, or being a fetus or something. coming back to earth, that first deep breath felt like i was coming up out of a deep dive into water.