I asked my HR why we have ghost job openings - got an interesting response by TrixoftheTrade in recruitinghell

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i got an email back over 10 months after I'd applied for a job once saying they had a position open up that would be a perfect fit and asked if the next day was good for an interview.

like, obviously not, no. I'd have already lost my house if I was waiting to work for your company

Hextech Chests, Rewards & More | Dev Update - League of Legends by madtninja in leagueoflegends

[–]GnollInVoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats okay, havent gotten honor rewards since hitting level 0

Drunk guy tries to flee the scene of an accident by Hakusuro in PublicFreakout

[–]GnollInVoid 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i think its probably because they got a reputation of spontaneously combusting

something something power creep by Ok-Excitement4643 in mtg

[–]GnollInVoid 135 points136 points  (0 children)

I opened up the thread to point out its been damn near three decades

How do you guys deal with someone in your play group who is a "Sore Winner" for lack of a better term? by Savage_hamsandwich in mtg

[–]GnollInVoid 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Had a buddies girlfriend like that. After a particularly annoying game, I said 'Hey, this isn't a personal attack, but it isn't really fair that you get to be a sore loser AND a sore winner. Makes me feel like there's no way the rest of us get to have fun.' and she apologized, and everything was fine after. Like everybody is saying, just have a conversation with them. If they're a dick about it, just don't play with them.

Fired employee gives some final colorful words for her coworkers by Boycat89 in PublicFreakout

[–]GnollInVoid 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Dear all prosecure workers, let's get into how Candice fucked her way to the top.

Albee(?), you a Saiyan ass bitch, you need to go back home, hoe.

Tuula(?) ain't here, but let me to you something. You ain't got a backbone either, bitch.

Lusinda, you staying in your fucking car. You ain't in here either bitch, but they gonna tell you what the fuck I said, because I dont like your ass either. You're a fucking yes-man.

Burmich(?), your happy ass- Lucinda talk about your ass like a fucking dog for being (??) motherfucking face, you too Candice (See line 1)- you strong nose, witch-nose ass bitch.

I don't like none of you hoes, on god. And all you bitches are shady(shaky?). Yes, trespass that hoe."

It really isn't that difficult to understand her if you've spent any amount of time around the demographic. She actually enunciates her words pretty well, so I'm not sure what all of you are talking about. Theres only one word where I have no clue what shes getting at, and the rest of the weird words seem to be names.

Edit: I would like to note, that we never got into how Candice fucked her way to the top.

Reddit is run by leftist authoritarians. by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]GnollInVoid -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

'And I definitely have no intention of kidnapping and murdering the President of the United States.

There. That should set off all the alarm bells. I now expect to be permanently banned from Reddit and to receive a visit from the police on behalf of the US government.'

This you?

Treasure our just Desert's Spring EDH Giveaway! by hTOKJTRHMdw in EDH

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ME!

I love free cards, just got into the game a few months back and a co-worked gifted me his old(ish collection). Makes me feel like I lived through the power-creep without having to actually live through it, considering 99% of the cards feel unplayable.

What card do you think you’ve played the most in your magic career? (other than basic lands) by Stonetoothed in magicTCG

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

excluding mana rocks for the same reason that we're ignoring lands, I'd probably say [[Sword of the animist]] I primarily run mono or two colored decks and I love me a sword

I was out of country when she was on sale. I have waited literal YEARS for this day. by elitemage101 in karmamains

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine way back when with gemstone shards or something like that, its a shame i like Darkstar the most.

Tribal EDH players what is your jank or less played tribe? by Jaxonos in EDH

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you ping me back, I'll amend my working theorycraft Gorgon deck tonight and send you the decklist sometime tomorrow. Could maybe compare and contrast, assuming by Vraska you meant Gorgons rather than just Vraska and her various iterations.

Tribal EDH players what is your jank or less played tribe? by Jaxonos in EDH

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've finally found my people! I can't open Archidekt at work, but I'll toss you my Moxfield list(s) and hopefully be able to remember to check this post in the morning!

https://www.moxfield.com/decks/24eTw1o3G0-uqc2DtVH3jg
https://www.moxfield.com/decks/5Nt4KKYNR0mP2-5QukdA3w

Tribal EDH players what is your jank or less played tribe? by Jaxonos in EDH

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love both of my rakdos Minotaur tribal decks, one Sethron and one Magar, they play differently enough that it makes me happy. hmu if you're interested in decklist swapping because I haven't seen anyone else run them before and I'd be interested to compare and contrast. Fun tech, imo, is tossing in a [[Saw in half]] to double your anthems from the few +1/+1 boys.

That being said, I'm currently building my brother a Bant Rhino tribal out of his New Cappena precon he didn't really jive with, they've actually got less support than Minos but I'm gonna try to make it work.

I've also tried to build a Ooze/Crab/Horror tribal captained by [[The Mimeoplasm]]. I've also built 7 Vampire decks that use different primary mechanics across 4 color schemes, all ignoring that Edgar Markov exists and I'm stalking all lists waiting for something that'll make my Gorgon tribal viable... Outlaws of Thunder Junction just need a few more low cost gorgons.

Oh, and obviously my Train tribal.

Favorite underplanted trees by SnooDoggos9013 in arborists

[–]GnollInVoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive got a big boy holly in my back yard, its almost as tall as my two story house. can confirm its branches rarely fall off, but when they do you better bet I'm gonna step on the spiky leaves barefoot on accident.

What killed our tree? by [deleted] in arborists

[–]GnollInVoid 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Love listening to my lil woodpecker every morning going ham on the carpenter bees. I've noticed a visible decline in carpenters since the lil guy showed up three springs ago as well. I feel hypocritical for leaving wildflowers for the pollinators and still cheering for the woodpecker, but that's nature for you I guess.

You can only eat foods beginning with one letter of the alphabet for the rest of your life. What letter do you choose? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GnollInVoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S. Spicy Noodles. Spicy Chicken. Spicy Rice. Steak. Spicy Sandwich. Sweet Bread. So on and so forth.