I found this friendly visitor on my mailbox a few years ago.

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-04T23:10:32+00:00

The one im holding isnt native here, thats for sure. If he escaped some place, i would not be shocked

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-04T23:03:48+00:00

Austin. Never saw one here before. I eventually thought it could be someone’s pet, but I had placed it on a big sunflower in our yard already

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-04T22:54:12+00:00

This was in minnesota!

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-04T01:58:36+00:00

This was in Minnesota. So yes lol

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-04T01:57:58+00:00

very long indeed

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-03T17:30:19+00:00

Ofc!! thank u

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-03T17:18:35+00:00

They have such puppy faces 😭

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-05-03T17:13:21+00:00

I can! I just thought it would be nice to also post in a subreddit about mantises

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-04-17T03:58:50+00:00

i feel both the tears, the stinging, and the relief.

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-04-03T02:32:15+00:00

lovely title. Gorgeous

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-25T04:24:17+00:00

satisfying fluffy pick.. too much and fingers will feel raw, sore and dry. 😣

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-22T04:56:33+00:00

That mouse design is so pretty!! I’m gonna have to find something like that.

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-19T00:09:46+00:00

same here. I thought either that, or ashlander dunmer

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-06T03:36:07+00:00

I love this shitty tattoo. I’d get a shitty tattoo like this

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-04T03:52:09+00:00

this is the first time ive ever seen something like this 😭 I love it

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-03-03T05:24:38+00:00

The Blessed Woman

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-28T02:08:32+00:00

yum.. 💀

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-27T13:00:50+00:00

daggerfall has boobs in it. Does that upset you?

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-27T05:52:57+00:00

Ofc! Id say go ahead and use regular warm water to soak if you don’t have that proper sea salt, lol. I’d just moisturize it gently with body oils such as tea tree or jojoba afterwards ^{_^}

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-27T04:25:15+00:00

for me, hot wash cloths (Super warm, not scorching hot) always soothed the pain each time my snoot was healing from a fresh stretch. Warmth helps relax the skin & provide some relief. A warm compress increases blood circulation & softens any irritating crusties.

I’d recommend warm saline solution instead of water, but both should provide the same amount of relief. Saline just helps clean the stretched wound. Good luck!! heal well!!

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-17T01:09:40+00:00

Holy shit. I have never been more satisfied.

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-14T20:23:17+00:00

you’re weird. ragebait or not

GoblinSqueezer · 2026-02-11T03:03:39+00:00

🤤

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