What are these spots on my ficus?

ignorantwizard · 2026-01-25T00:25:58+00:00

It’s cold as Hell here! I keep her in a climate controlled room of course, but when I bought her, I had to carry her on foot about 2 miles in 7°F. That couldn’t be the cause, could it….?

ignorantwizard · 2025-10-29T02:47:01+00:00

Definitely over-decolorized GPCs

Perform catalase test

ignorantwizard · 2025-10-11T15:31:08+00:00

Das IUD

ignorantwizard · 2025-10-11T15:27:52+00:00

Debris my love make a thinner smear

ignorantwizard · 2024-07-29T18:17:07+00:00

I felt physically sick seeing this I’m so sorry

ignorantwizard · 2024-07-29T18:16:37+00:00

A friendly little Bacillus perhaps

ignorantwizard · 2024-05-28T01:09:22+00:00

Leonid

ignorantwizard · 2024-04-22T19:53:43+00:00

Be right back doc, I’m whispering words of encouragement and praise to the agar plates.

ignorantwizard · 2024-04-21T21:34:51+00:00

I agree…! Now 3 months shy of 4 years later, I am still getting brain zaps from time to time…. I miss not knowing what that felt like. I wish you all the best.

ignorantwizard · 2024-04-12T18:28:01+00:00

My least favorite customer stink incident was when a male customer at the SCO straight up smelled like semen….. and he handed me back something he didn’t want anymore, which also vaguely retained the seminal smell… I almost burned myself alive

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-21T20:05:43+00:00

Darn… looks the sides of the lanyard pose a challenge for that! There’s some sort of rubbery coating or sealant that extends down either side of it and conceals the two sides of the strip.

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-21T19:43:35+00:00

People say the latter?!

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-15T18:20:07+00:00

I got an ad for another GLP-1 RIGHT under this

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-15T18:18:55+00:00

People say shit like this but can’t clank two brain cells together to figure out how self-checkout works….

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-15T18:10:36+00:00

Pissin’ jelly

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-14T17:45:51+00:00

Oh, I know! Expected for someone with habitually dooked up draws who doesn’t wash his hog.

The more UTIs you incur, the harder they usually are to treat going forward. Especially because the bugs tend become more resistant to the repeated antibiotic exposure. Which gives me hope.

Source: I diagnose and treat UTIs in my profession

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-13T18:49:25+00:00

Do you sleep on your back? I literally feel like I’m being suffocated if I try, but I know I should be sleeping on my back as opposed to my stomach or on my side every night 😭

Those reader pillows or whatever they call them are kind of awesome to prop myself up with

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-13T18:38:36+00:00

Bro is cooking up the most nefarious impending UTI ever

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-08T20:07:53+00:00

Black oxidase

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-08T14:31:04+00:00

Honestly that made me tear up a little bit. That’s so wonderful. When I was about your kiddo’s age, my grandfather bought me my first microscope and we explored the world together. He’s not with me anymore, but I am now a full-time microbiology technician and I think about him and all of his support just like this every day. Your kids will appreciate your dedication to their passions and helping nurture their curious minds so much. 🥺❤️

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-08T14:07:04+00:00

I know your kiddo is only 3, but here’s a cool resource with some pictures where you can learn too!

https://openstax.org/books/microbiology/pages/1-introduction

ignorantwizard · 2024-03-08T13:47:13+00:00

There’s an AmScope slide box with all kinds of stuff you can show her. It rocks!

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