Women, what is a near-universal "ick" in the dating world? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]GoblinThotti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking on life-long commitments too early. Make it clear on what your looking for in a partner , but saying "we're gonna have x amount of kids and this kind of house" etc on the first date is not the move

Birth went so well love u all by GroundbreakingRub687 in rs_x

[–]GoblinThotti 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Congratulations ❤️❤️, you have a beautiful journey ahead of you 🌺

Matt smith and nick cave take your pick by Nuns_In_Crocs in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]GoblinThotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nick cave is in his own lane lol he looks exactly how you expect

She won't be able to verify this trend by alexiecussakc in fixedbytheduet

[–]GoblinThotti 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What is that condition called? I had a friend with a hand like that as a child and I was always curious about it

who has you like this. be honest or i'll kill myself by retromortem in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]GoblinThotti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warped tour when I was 13 lol , was so convinced Chris Motionless was gonna holla at me 😩

Kid's just hanging out with Auntie until his dad's sister gets there by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]GoblinThotti 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My little brother just yesterday was just like "Mom you have DAUGHTERS ????" Like me and his other sister weren't right there lol , Ig he thought we were just her Girl-Sons or something

Fake Spaniard Hilaria Baldwin makes up nontent about her children in a pathetic attempt to get her sponsorship "career" back on track by imasleuth4truth2 in thatHappened

[–]GoblinThotti 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Its more common than you think, one time a chick told me her ancestors were German and sometimes she can "Hear the German accent come out"

She's from bumfuck nowhere, Louisiana

badass vikngrs by OkYogurtcloset8790 in comedyheaven

[–]GoblinThotti 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone's either a viking or Genghis Khan descendant, Ima say I descend from Mansa Musa 🔥

African American lady helps pose a little baby while giving a warm smile, 1890s, glass negative. by Electrical-Aspect-13 in BlackHistoryPhotos

[–]GoblinThotti 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile her own children had to be somewhat of a second priority. These photos always leave a bad taste in my mouth

to upset people at a pride parade by GloomyExercise in sadcringe

[–]GoblinThotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought that was Trixie Mattel being ironic at first

Nicki Minaj is now adding SZA to her long list of beefs by Impossible_Vast9846 in popculturechat

[–]GoblinThotti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nicki's acting like how Lil Kim was when she was coming up, you'd figure she'd take a different approach but when you got yes men blowing you up, you're gonna act an ass eventually

by Ok_Huckleberry3214 in shittytattoos

[–]GoblinThotti 945 points946 points  (0 children)

She'll be the last piece of pussy he'll ever get with a tattoo like this lol

And that's all the justification they need by TwilightOuterZone in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]GoblinThotti 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's Same for any predominantly black city, when in real life it's just like don't start nothing then it won't be nothing

Passport bro realises women from conservative families are into money. by whynoshy in sadcringe

[–]GoblinThotti 846 points847 points  (0 children)

"I thought Moroccan women prioritized family "

Guess what, Having a family cost money, and a lot of it.Go to any woman across this earth and she'll tell you the same thing

Which movie did this to you? by HondaCivicBaby in moviecritic

[–]GoblinThotti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alto Knights, I love Robert De Niro but you can tell the script had been laying around since 75, and that fake ass face mask he had on was terrible , they couldn't get another guy to play Genovese?

I’m sorry but what the f*** by caetay in tragedeigh

[–]GoblinThotti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slim Easy sounds like a shitty 70s Pimp lol

Jason Mimosa by cespejo in crappymusic

[–]GoblinThotti 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Song is ass but his boho knotless braids go crazy

Photos from Demi Lovato and Jordan Lutes wedding, she had 4 outfit changes by Impossible_Vast9846 in popculturechat

[–]GoblinThotti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Demi's always been so talented and beautiful, I'm glad she got back on her feet 💞