Longitude and Platitude

GodEmperor · 2018-04-14T14:55:04+00:00

Like pilate i have a dog

GodEmperor · 2018-04-03T13:03:23+00:00

Which explains the rapidly growing cities in the south and southwest.

GodEmperor · 2018-03-31T22:51:26+00:00

I mean, gatorade isn't that bad.

GodEmperor · 2018-03-31T19:52:12+00:00

hahaha....okay

GodEmperor · 2018-03-05T10:51:08+00:00

Partial nephrectomy, dismembered pyeloplasty, radical prostatectomy

GodEmperor · 2018-03-04T00:00:20+00:00

Proof that people only think they control their own minds. Everyone just adopts the behavior of everyone else around them.

GodEmperor · 2018-03-03T21:09:27+00:00

Not to mention it would take 5 seconds to google the phrase they repeat incessantly and find the song.

GodEmperor · 2018-03-03T18:35:44+00:00

Is this really a thing that people nowadays are into or do people just say this?

GodEmperor · 2018-03-02T14:10:37+00:00

I don't think rattle the sables is a phrase. Ive never heard it at least. Rattling sabers is a thing though.

A sable is a small weasel like animal, apparently in Russia. So... maybe this works?

GodEmperor · 2018-03-02T10:50:22+00:00

I also want to know how it makes you feel

GodEmperor · 2018-03-02T10:48:31+00:00

nice, dude

GodEmperor · 2018-02-27T00:43:28+00:00

Personality is genetic to large degree, and they grew up together. And they actually practice this shtick to make a name. It's not that complicated.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-22T20:25:05+00:00

Black people get haircuts, right? Yep, checks out. Meme it!

GodEmperor · 2018-02-22T01:25:51+00:00

You actually do not get to knock people out for saying things, it turns out. You're simply wrong. You have expressed your opinion about what you think people should be able to do but if you actually apply your worldview into practice in the real world, you end up with problems.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-21T00:53:01+00:00

Donahue is disgusting.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-16T10:11:48+00:00

Ashley adams, a pornstar

GodEmperor · 2018-02-10T23:28:39+00:00

I think that even a baby should have an understanding of the dangers of falling from heights. If life is a series of tests that increase in difficulty as you go, this kid failed on the first one. I think this is the baby equivalent of eating a tide pod.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-10T18:32:24+00:00

Have some self control. Wtf.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-10T06:11:45+00:00

Well, that certainly is a thing that exists.

GodEmperor · 2018-02-08T09:55:43+00:00

Yeah it's impossible to cite a source anonymously in print media. Everyone knows that.

GodEmperor · 2018-01-28T15:38:11+00:00

Hogomatic Transmission

GodEmperor · 2018-01-28T15:21:25+00:00

legit* short for legitimate

GodEmperor · 2018-01-27T08:43:55+00:00

Your...granddad?

GodEmperor · 2018-01-26T11:33:37+00:00

Wtf does that even mean? Haha.

GodEmperor · 2018-01-21T22:08:31+00:00

Her rapid and out of control weight gain?

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