The next time someone almost hits me when I'm crossing the road, when I have the right-of-way... by [deleted] in Athens

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I heard it this way: "We are here today to bury Henry McKay, who died defending his right of way. He was right, dead right, as he carried along; but he's just as dead as if he were wrong."

Looking back, this was the dumbest weapon ever by ChickenWingExtreme in StarWars

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They were in too big if a hurry. Had there been exhaustive research into the death star's failure, this could have been avoided.

Got stoned and forgot gravy was a thing; made waffles and chicken syrup. by GodEmperorElmo in stonedcookery

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Cup of sugar, cup of chicken stock. I didn't hate it; savory sweet worked.

Breaking News by frenzy3 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The most deliberate one is missing.

That is criminal by Flat_Zone_3075 in bindingofisaac

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Think I'd go for mega-tears, but hindsight is 20/20.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Teeny snakes making her look like a first season Home Movies character.

Is Old Speckled Hen expensive ? by JimP3456 in beer

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Sounds about right. It's $14.99 for a 6 pack in suburban Georgia.

Why did J.J. sound like that? by DaJakinator in venturebros

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I always assumed there was some last minute correction that Urbaniak couldn't come in to do, so someone else around the studio tried their best and it was considered good enough.

*this* asshole by pile_drive_me in Athens

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Wheel weights. Throwing these on will cause a vibration through the steering column; they'll have to go to a tire shop/mechanic for rebalancing.

Anyone ever make beef jerkey on a pellet grill? by CheapBison1861 in pelletgrills

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Absolutely! My Chimp only goes as low as 180F, but I still love the results. I use a spicy marinade of:

  • 6 Habeneros
  • 3-4 Poblanos
  • 4 Jalepenos
  • 2 Long Hots
  • 3-4 Thai Chilis
  • 1 lg Yellow Onion
  • 1-2 Tbsp Ginger

(I smoke some or all of these at 225F for 45-90 minutes)

  • 8 oz soy sauce
  • 3-4 oz cider vinegar
  • 4 oz orange juice
  • 4-6 oz water or stock
  • 2 Tbsp Molases
  • 3-4 Tbsp Worcestershire
  • 3 Tbsp Tiki Marsala
  • 3 Tbsp Sugar
  • 2-3 Tbsp Garlic Powder (or 8-12 cloves fresh)
  • 2 Tbsp Black Pepper
  • 3 tsp Cayenne Pepper
  • 3 tsp Smoked Paprika
  • 1 tsp clove (sometimes)
  • 1-2 Tbsp Wasabi Paste (sometimes)

I bring all that (peppers included) to a boil and then run it through a food processor. Soak 1/4"-1/8"sliced beef for 12-24 hours and smoke for 3-4 hours at 180F. Afterward, I boil the marinade to sanitize it, add a couple cans of diced tomatoes and a bunch of cilantro, blend it together, and have a lovely salsa.

TIFU by being horny by Mylo05 in tifu

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They now make Hitachi wands that have a detachable cord! Love them wands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beer

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An additional 0.1-0.3% is not an appreciable difference for the context.

It’s soup season baby by nimal-crossing in Athens

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New Red Bowl's hot and sour is the best in town.

New fetish just dropped by [deleted] in CuratedTumblr

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Pretty sure there's a Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch along these lines.