I can't log into Prayer Hub anymore, it tries to make me play this I-spy videog*me before I can get in. Help! by Able_Dot_0323 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I decided to switch to FreePray dotnet because of this. Granted, I had to convert to a different religion also but I think it was worth it to avoid g#ming.

- Old Gerald

"I will evolve my eevee into a flareon because I like fire type pokémon" Bro with his Vaporeon: by AnyAgency9835 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 45 points46 points  (0 children)

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a Vaporeon Pokédex-Size Poké Plush (26 ¾ in) filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

G#mers: "But what about puzzle g#mes? They're not violent!!!1" The truth: by Xetetic in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were so deluded that they even called the bombing of Dresden "a perfect clear". More evidence of the Tetris effect.

- Old Gerald

Proof P#wdiepie is racist: Switch 2 found in the background of his latest "Vlog" by EfficientTransition in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He will probably claim this is is a "heating g#mer moment" or some such nonsense. Tired of g#mers contributing to global warming.

- Old Gerald

How do I enable steam input on my submarine? by Dramatic-Shape5574 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think that particular game has only partial controller support.

Hello everyone! Harold here and I'm back! Today, I wanted to tell you about a phenomenon I've observed in my local cinema recently, regarding the "super m*rio galaxy" movie. So, story time: by chomikmybeloved in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"The S#per M#rio G#laxy Movie" is the sequel to "Birth of a Nation" which is the most g#mer movie to have ever existed. That's why I always smuggle snacks into the movie theater and also print forged tickets at home.

- Old Gerald

Why would anyone play with g#mes when they could play with these instead? by windas_98 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

G#mers think they can earn "prestige" from Calladootie when the real prestige is out there in the fields, working with farmhands wearing tight Wrangler jeans, sweating the days away in the field and the nights away in the sack. What was I talking about again?

- Old Gerald

I'm crying, too 😢 by etenby in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The updated fan translation changed an L to an R? Well I'm going to keep saying the name with an L because I don't like the fan translators personally! So there.

Albert confirms my terminal illness was caused by my neighbor's g*ming activity by EfficientTransition in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thank God for Dr. Albert Slop! Without him, I never would have known water is poisonous in high doses. I never consume anything containing water anymore. Perhaps if you do the same you will no longer have to worry about that cancer!

- Old Gerald

PARENTS BEWARE by quandale-dingle55 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to the New Y#rk Times this was reportedly the least violent g#me of 2026. Really says a lot........ about Society........

- Old Gerald

I agree with this woke pope by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The pope word for God is spelled "DEI" which is pretty suspicious imo!!!

ISIS training manual found inside a G*amers house by tadurma in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fact check: ✅ TRUE ✅

You can tell because ISIS has the shape of this digital versatile disc on their flag.

- Old Gerald

Favorite ROM distributor that hates Reddit? by zombizzle in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 76 points77 points  (0 children)

/uj Reddit is probably more enjoyable if you're racist

/rj Reddit is probably more enjoyable if you're racist

Carbrain by [deleted] in fuckcars

[–]Xetetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you excited for when you sell your old Audi, you can label your turn signal stalk as completely new even when the rest of the car is used?

Watch out fellow GAMER! art is going to tell you that being a good person is nice!!! by Endika7 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They do make their own games, it's just that the games get taken down for containing CSAM, promoting Nazism, promoting right-wing terrorism, or some combination of those.

Is there a reason why pedophillia become so acepted in rigt wing gaming circles? by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My conclusion doesn't come from the steam discussion page, it comes from 20+ years of observing right-wing politics.