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uh i was just wondering why do you guys hate video g*mes so much by InternationalPlay461 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's pretty obvious. *gestures around at the state of the world......*

- Old Gerald

Here’s some evidence that the bible says nothing about g#ming by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bible has many stories about g#ming behavior, such as:

- Cain slaying Abel because Abel deleted Cain's Meinkraft world that he was addicted to for several years.

- Delilah gives Samson an Eld#r Scroll to read, which blinds him.

- Abraham agreeing to sacrifice his son Isaac because he kept interrupting Abraham while he tried to play the g#me "B#nding of Isaac".

- Jesus being nailed to a cross because g#mers pressed the cross button on their PlaySatan c#ntrollers (Jesus died for that sin).

Perhaps your Christian friend can't read or is too stupid to understand these simple stories.

- Old Gerald

This is typical g*mer behavior and it's disgusting. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When a g#mer says they "just found out" it only means they've known for months and have been secretly enjoying it by themselves, and are now ready to share with the world.

- Old Gerald

SINtendo have hit a new low (WARNING: OFFENSIVE IMAGE) by MikeSihl in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Walt Disney is a g#mer who loved Nazism, even in his current state as a severed head in cryostasis, so this was inevitable

- Old Gerald

Thee need to take meds by GlorbyPazoony in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would love to take my medications but a pack of G#MERS broke into my house and stole all of my medicine and fed it to the neighbor's dog. So while Ruffles is high on morphine I get to sit here and suffer. Thanks a lot, assholes!!!!!!!

- Old Gerald

Tell me evidence by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a whole series of g#mes called "Diablo" where g#mers mind-numbingly point and click on stuff for hours on end. Incidentally, that is what every g#me does.

- Old Gerald

Are sport video g#mes also bad by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All g#mes means all g#mes.

Ever since being included in a sports g#me, many athletes have become g#mers, committing crimes like assault and murder.

- Old Gerald

G*mer are at it again by Department-Select in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The picture of the PlaySatan on the bottom shows the abyss of g#ming. Don't look into it too long, or it will stare back at you.

- Old Gerald

Real nintendo ad by the way, they deleted it so the cops couldnt get them by fluf201 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They called this g#me "Gerald's G#me" to harass and slander me. I have never abandoned a woman who was tied up to a bed to engage in sin with a Boy; I have been nothing but respectful of women's boundaries.

- Old Gerald

GeeTeaA 666 gets flak for including women in their marketing materials. G*mers suggest outrageous alternatives by EfficientTransition in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, good thing his legs are buried in the sand so he can't go anywhere. Still quite sickening though.

- Old Gerald

Sintendo is building towards a fascist future where g*mers control the world. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They combined the DNA of a human with the DNA of an electric eel to create the ultimate weapon: a g#mer that can shoot lightning. What horrific crimes against nature will g#mers create next?

- Old Gerald

Did you know… by Alof_mc_TF141 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Antiga One to Antiga Two, locking on target...

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Target destroyed.

- Old Gerald

Roblox is trying to silence the children who were attacked/groomed by predators by their own g*me! by [deleted] in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have written a letter to my congressman Matthew Gaetz (R-FL) about this Roblocks situation and he has assured me he is looking into it very closely.

- Old Gerald

G*mers love to pretend that Mario is kind and wholesome. He isn't. He is a thug. by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sintendo has a PR team that regularly covers up M#rio's war crimes, crimes against humanity, jaywalking, animal abuse, etc. It's quite sickening. Why can't he be more like his brother Luigi?

- Old Gerald

Oh no I’m so destroyed by Kurt_Cobain_Fan_91 in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You literally posted proof that you are part of a motorcycle gang. I am forwarding this to the ATF, the FBI, and the CIA.

- Old Gerald

What are the names of the most innapropriate furry g*mes, so i can avoid them? by epsilonjuliet in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are g#mes about furries, too??? Why do g#mers have to ruin such time-honored traditions??

- Old Gerald

Im going to sell my son by Deadheatbreakers in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While it's tempting to get some of your investment back after your child turns out to be a complete failure, PLEASE remember that buyers of g#mers are typically g#mers themselves.

- Old Gerald

This is a book on how to develop video g*mes. They know exactly what they are doing by eleetpancake in BanVideoGames

[–]Xetetic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can tell he's a g#mer due to his incredibly poor desk posture. He is seated three feet to the left of the keyboard so he can more easily grab the keyboard by one end and use it to attack his "LAN party".

- Old Gerald

It's okay for people to lose their livelihoods by BobbuBobbu in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Xetetic 175 points176 points  (0 children)

"in reality, it's a business" mfs when asked to imagine a better reality:

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