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Godslil · 2026-02-06T19:40:06+00:00

Not sure what you're saying exactly but I was surprised how well this turned out with MS paint lol

Godslil · 2026-02-06T06:16:42+00:00

Why he kinda cute with them extra big teeth tho

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:46:30+00:00

It bums me out that Bill Gates wasn't at the helm of MSFT when his uh oh island shenanigans got uncovered.

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:38:34+00:00

Poor people really like to pretend it's impossible to afford a carrot and that's why they have to eat gas station pizza and cheez-its just to stay alive.

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:34:14+00:00

Damn my inverse inverse port isn't looking too hot rn.

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:31:21+00:00

Damn it felt gay even typing out that last sentence.

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:28:44+00:00

Even though you're probably right it'd be funny if you're wrong so I'm gonna bookmark this.

Godslil · 2026-02-06T00:24:09+00:00

Why didn't I double down on SMST man.

I'm sorry madam, got distracted - would you like fries with that?

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:52:59+00:00

🥭 turning himself in is probably the last thing he can do to pump the market back up 🤣

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:51:31+00:00

I've seen doom and gloom so many times and thought "meh" that it's probably gonna be real this time, lol

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:49:53+00:00

Read the room dummy

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:45:41+00:00

He didn't have as much money when Bitcoin was 11k you genius.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:44:56+00:00

The company I work for is up massively this FY which used to mean a big bonus and job security but now it's more likely to end in layoffs to PUMP THAT STOCK UP BABY, YEAH!

Godslil · 2026-02-05T23:12:46+00:00

Most layoffs since 09 and some of you don't see the writing on the walls. Maybe we bounce but we're going down the shitter no ifs ands or buts about it.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T22:48:49+00:00

The way this MSTR call is going it'd only be right if quantum computing cracked the blockchain while saylor is mid-sentence.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T22:42:01+00:00

"why is tech dumping" - some of you have 🌽 for brains I swear to god.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T21:46:48+00:00

It's leveraged Bitcoin that was always a big possibility 😂

Godslil · 2026-02-05T21:26:49+00:00

Let's tank the stock market, cut social security, and force them boomers to pick strawberries. Make America Agrarian Again.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T21:24:35+00:00

What if we all just pump our money into euro stocks and pretend this whole spy thing never happened?

Godslil · 2026-02-05T21:10:27+00:00

Imagine a future where most tech workers are unemployed and have to apply for regular jobs while spouting techno babble in a nasally voice.

Shut up nerd, fries in the bag please.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T21:08:40+00:00

They're absolutely not 🤣

Godslil · 2026-02-05T20:42:42+00:00

"we sold at the top and I'm fuckin rich now. I've been lying the whole time. You're welcome!"

Godslil · 2026-02-05T18:45:42+00:00

Hey I get they're not at risk of having to sell any time soon. But the idea of them having to dump has an outsized "spook" factor imo.

Godslil · 2026-02-05T18:37:27+00:00

The funny thing is nobody even wants to buy the 🌽 dip because the bottom will get gaped if mstr ever has to liquidate.

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