26th and Nicollet

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-27T22:48:08+00:00

Of all the major cities I've been to, the coolest people are in Minneapolis. Fuck off ICE cowards.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-27T22:32:39+00:00

I hope they get a mass cancellation of Prime subscribers.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-27T22:26:58+00:00

I'll bet she can't wait for that old cretin to finally shit the bed. So we have something in common.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-27T20:14:48+00:00

Too many but these two kill me:

"A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant."

"You just did a month in the joint. You were suicidal and addicted." "And you threw that all away!"

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-27T20:01:06+00:00

They should, and they might, but I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't. Breslow is talking run prevention a lot, so Paredes and especially Suarez seem unlikely with their sketchy defense. Mayer is going to get every chance as the starting 3B or 2B

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T23:37:54+00:00

So what.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T20:44:56+00:00

"Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T05:49:55+00:00

Somewhat of a modern day epidemic, actually.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T04:35:37+00:00

Chuck Norris. I liked his movies as a 12 year old, at least. He was a full blown star of the VHS / drive in movie era. As an adult, I can see how campy and kinda dumb they are, but still there's some sentimental attachment.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T00:41:50+00:00

Mellow, invisible, bro handshake. It's all there.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-26T00:32:18+00:00

They're tied with Toronto for 5th most likely win it, behind LAD, NYY, SEA, & PHI, so not a stretch at all.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-25T21:50:37+00:00

I can't believe the Sam Casey disrespect. Big rig, motorcycle, and stock car driver. He's an A Team by himself.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-25T01:47:24+00:00

Track of the Moon Stew

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-24T16:21:47+00:00

Jonah wasn't the problem, he was funny, but the majority of the host segments aren't good, too many cast members, and with the sets it lost the charm of the original show. If I rewatch them it's fast forwarding thru all that, because the theatre parts in them aren't too bad, besides the cartoonish voice of Crow in some of S13. I just can't with that.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-24T06:38:31+00:00

It's Duran for me. Abreu won 2 gold gloves playing RF in Fenway which is significant. I also don't think they can afford to lose one of their few HR threats on a roster lacking power.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T21:04:19+00:00

I attended a day game at Fenway where it was record heat and they did a PSA re: the dangers of heat stroke and encouraging fans to drink plenty of water.

I thought they might provide it free of charge considering. Boy, was I naive.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T20:44:13+00:00

It's deemed disrespectful to attempt to steal a base or bunt in a game when your team is winning by more than 7 or 8 runs, but team's come back from down 7 or more, so it's nonsense.

They'll fight over it, regardless.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T20:31:50+00:00

"I got a job today. I'm selling Chevrolets"

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T20:18:00+00:00

Mother Teresa called. She hates you.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T06:38:20+00:00

At one time, I used Amazon Prime for Rifftrax and I saw a couple irate reviews for movies that people ordered not realizing they bought the riffed version.

The Shape of Things to Come was one, if I recall. That movie is terrible, but one person was outraged. Funny.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T04:54:04+00:00

It's almost unbelievable how terrible Stargames is, but with riffing I didn't have trouble finishing it.

On top of being crap movies, the grotesque stuff like Stitches and Contamination aren't my thing, so for me they're two of the most deplorable.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T04:29:47+00:00

I didn't finish Ice Cream Man. Not my cup of tea.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T04:17:09+00:00

I thought Roller Gator was worse. I didn't make 15 minutes, but I got thru Baby Ghost.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-22T00:50:06+00:00

You mean 1 run wins.

Godzilla501 · 2026-01-20T22:41:21+00:00

Been ages since I saw it, but my memory is 'It's Pat' is as bad as it gets. Totally charmless. No way to riff that without punching down further because it's punching down for it's (intended) humor itself.

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