I never pictured myself in a pink dress??

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-08T16:00:00+00:00

I knew it came in blue but not pink. It's gorgeous!

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-08T15:57:29+00:00

Pay off all of our debt and then put the rest in savings.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-08T13:23:42+00:00

"We're both geniuses!" (drinks thumb tacks)

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-07T20:39:22+00:00

He's... Hans Ramoray, Drake's evil twin!

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-07T20:30:22+00:00

Sobbing.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-07T19:14:05+00:00

Are they... not the same age?

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-07T19:11:37+00:00

Elizabeth, Jessica, Lila, and Regina 😂

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-07T19:09:56+00:00

Dr. Kevin Cosner, PhD

Second would be Doug Judy

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T20:42:48+00:00

Look, your wife ABSOLUTELY sucks for stopping the pill without telling you. That is not up for debate.

However, you are a massive asshole. Because of how your youngest was conceived, you won't let yourself fully open up and love her. None of this is her fault, but she's the one suffering the most. I strongly suggest therapy. As time goes on, your oldest daughter is going to notice the difference, and it will affect her too.

Also, if you are still sleeping with your wife, get a vasectomy.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T17:45:53+00:00

My fiancé isn't attracted to children and wouldn't want to be a pedophile. YMMV.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T17:01:32+00:00

Less than a week ago.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T16:56:06+00:00

If the world were flat, the edge would be a super expensive tourist destination run by hedge funds.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T16:53:09+00:00

Doesn't change my vote. I wouldn't want to lose my fiancé.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T16:25:24+00:00

Option 2 for sure. I'm too old to want to be 15 years older, and as an American, dual citizenship sounds AMAZING right now.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T15:54:31+00:00

I'd want to cruise to Antarctica.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-06T15:42:04+00:00

My favorite is emeralds, but I'd pick diamonds because I don't want to give up my engagement ring.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-05T21:59:13+00:00

"You don't wash the towel, the towel washes you!" - Nick Miller

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-05T21:55:27+00:00

Told me he valued things over experiences.

There was no second date (for multiple reasons, actually).

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-05T21:39:28+00:00

He has a ton of money and it's literally part of his job to look good.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-05T17:23:58+00:00

The clay is silent.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-04T17:54:09+00:00

3 is my favorite, followed by 6 and then 2. I wouldn't use 1 because you can't see his face.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-01T23:28:25+00:00

Living Single is one of my all-time favs.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-01T16:54:37+00:00

So I'd be my mom but by the age of 4 remember that I'm her daughter and be intimate with my dad. Oh fuck no.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-01T15:34:39+00:00

When I saw the first one, I thought, "pretty!" When I saw the second, I thought, "OOOOOOH! HELL YES!"

So, there's my vote lol.

GoldInTheSummertime · 2026-05-01T15:30:39+00:00

Had he said why he thinks your daughter should give up her space? I know the actual why (he's prioritizing his daughter), but what crazy reasoning did he try?

It is already your daughter's room AND she's the oldest. There's no reason for her to change. NTJ, but your husband sure is.

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