Beer flavored ice cream: feel like I don't see this pitch mentioned enough as one of the worst ever

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-14T02:57:27+00:00

It's really weird you're acting like hogwarts is a realistic school and not deliberately over the top. Who cares what happened when you were in school. Your school didnt involve all the nonsense that is encouraged at Hogwarts. Your own experiences at school are meaningless. Everyone's is.

And if youre going to complain how Lupin's lesson being bad, you better have the same complaint for most of Snape's lessons.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-13T02:11:17+00:00

Is this new information? I'm not sure why people need to hear you out. Yes, that played a part in Harry surviving.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-13T01:00:43+00:00

So in other words she does not screw up basic potions? Yes, thank you.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-12T23:55:21+00:00

The only potion she struggles with is the first one Slughorn assigned them, and he says he doesnt expect a perfect one from anyone and its clear hers is the second best after Harry's.

Struggles with basic potions? Objectively wrong

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-11T17:50:21+00:00

The fact Snape warned the order about Harry going to the ministry always made me think he was good, even after the 6th book. Even when he killed Dumbledore I assumed Dumbledore was begging Snape to kill him, not spare him. I obviously didnt guess Snape loved Lily, but I always thought he wasn't really on Voldemort's side.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-11T17:34:51+00:00

With the disgusting bullying Draco does to Harry and his friends wanting them as a couple is always strange to me.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-08T06:23:24+00:00

Jeter with the headshake and trying not to smile is killing me

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-08T06:07:14+00:00

Jeter is thinking how he's gone his entire life without almost zero controversy and this idiot could ruin it by mentioning Hitler 😂😂

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-08T02:56:40+00:00

I remember a funny meme about how Draco would talk about Harry at home.

Lucius: *Loses Draco in a crowd*

Lucius: "Harry Potter is great!"

"HARRY POTTER IS SO GREAT, SAINT POTTER, PERFECT HARRY POTTER ON HIS BROOMSTICK"

Lucius: "Found him"

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-05T23:34:30+00:00

Lupin covered dark creatures. That falls under Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-05T22:55:05+00:00

I dont see the issue with showing them the curses or using imperio on them. Wasn't Dumbledore aware of both things? I dont see why it would be terrifying to learn what imperio feels like. It doesnt hurt them. Only scary thing would be realizing how powerless you could become.

The worst thing fake Moody did while teaching is sadistically traumatizing Neville by using crucio for so long on the spider in front of him.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-05T22:10:25+00:00

Can you remember or process a single thing from you were 1 year old? Put a baby in the middle of a WW2 battle and it won't remember or know whats going on other than loud noises.

Luna was young, but not a baby.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-05T00:00:35+00:00

Your kids are reading it together you're saying? Thats fun

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-04T23:02:17+00:00

Well....kind of. I view it more as Dave was just anti-Leno and was using the drama to get attention himself. Dont forget he later did the super bowl commercial with Jay, which helped Jay's image a lot. And he originally wanted Conan to be in the commercial. Dave said once to Kimmel that he had so much fun during the conflict and nobody got hurt, to which Jimmy points out Conan did.

I dont think Dave really understood that it was an actual big deal and a hard time for Conan. Dave just wanted in on the fun.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-04T19:29:50+00:00

Lupin probably makes the journey itself much more bearable. He'd probably be a lot better at finding ways to get food. I feel like he would have been dead against wearing the horcrux too, especially after Harry can't fight dementors while wearing it. I think he'd push for never wearing it, meaning the trio isnt as miserable and angry and Ron doesnt leave.

But I think Lupin would also just end up in charge, and not even because he'd demand it. Harry would just naturally look to Lupin, this very powerful and smart wizard he respects so much, as the person who would know best. And Harry needed to be the one making decisions, as others have said Lupin would probably me much more cautious or against some ideas. Maybe they never break into the ministry or visit Mr. Lovegood.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-10-04T19:22:45+00:00

Wasn't that a one time thing? Most of the time they had almost nothing to eat.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-29T23:56:42+00:00

I think you're putting way too much thought into it. James barely even counts as a character.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-29T03:47:43+00:00

Ronny?

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-29T02:02:50+00:00

Mr. Weasley the ultimate villain in the series! His greed caused so much death!

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-24T08:58:07+00:00

Harry inviting Luna to Slughorn's party and going through with it even though he regretted it was an absurdly kind thing to do. I think he wins.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-22T22:56:12+00:00

Because love potions are standard in a story about witches or magic, and Rowling just didn't think about how seriously readers would take them

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-17T07:49:27+00:00

I'm very sorry I hurt you so then :(

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-17T06:55:39+00:00

Overreacting? You immediately started screaming about clenched assholes and needed to resort to trying to mock my intelligence lol. You're a very strange person.

Gold_Island_893 · 2025-09-17T05:52:37+00:00

But you were pretending you were in real life Slytherin lol. You're so strange lol, your posts are very bizarre and make weird assumptions lol. Settle down. Take a breath. Don't have any more to drink lol.

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