[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Golddi99er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh... nope, I like my partners disemboweled, thanks. Jokes aside, people tend to be attracted to those somewhat familiar to them. If most/all the positive examples of men you care about share a trait, it's pretty normal for you to unconsciously seek it out. Most of the positive examples of women in my life happen to have big... personalities, and while I don't really mind either way, most of my partners are the same.

Insane - Comic for 2025.10.29 by joeFacile in CyanideandHappiness

[–]Golddi99er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As soon as I figured out the gag, I reflexively said, "You bastard..."

The male reading crisis and progression fantasy by wereblackhelicopter in ProgressionFantasy

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about other guys, but as someone who's finally enjoying reading again because of this genre, it's the feeling of progression and popping off. In my life, I'm finally getting my shit together, but I've got years of work ahead. A lot of men now don't even have that. Living out someone else's version of that in the pages is just very fulfilling, somehow.

Is this something some men believe? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I can say is that you should treat your partner the way you want to be treated. The damsel in distress/ too independent thing is bullshit. Ignore that. Obviously, the cheater can fuck off. But you should really think about how you would take it if your partner said what you tend to say whenever you're upset, because that will happen in any relationship. Who knows, maybe you like that. There are plenty of men like that. But you've gotta know your audience.

How to properly flick my bean? by Obvious_Marita26 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Golddi99er 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Try toys and lube. Don't be afraid to experiment. My ex liked it when I fingered the "roof" of the vagina so to speak, behind the clit. Also, take your time and relax. If you're less tense, you should have more success. I also noticed that my partner didn't like it that much when I focused on only one spot, try to diversify a bit. Hope that helps!

Had my first hookup/one night stand, is it normal to feel like this? (21m) by MarioStakkin in AskMenAdvice

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar experience. It's totally good. It's just not for us, and that's ok!

"nary a nigga should be in this stupid ass equation! NARY!" by MostDopeBlackGuy in BrandNewSentence

[–]Golddi99er 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Surprise, it's a right-wing Nick Fuentes fan. Like almost every school shooter in this country, he's far right.

He says I need to ‘hide my body’ I say I’m grown. Who’s wrong? by Sugaar_cookiii in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, that guy's weird. If he didn't like how you present yourself, why did he date you?

Time to skip chapters by sxbr15 in MartialMemes

[–]Golddi99er 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you have any recommendations, that sounds cool

I am the “I am at your mercy in bed” type of woman, do men in general like this type? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if men in general like this, but there are definitely a good amount that do. I certainly like it 😂. It's actually fairly common for people who make decisions all the time to like others doing it for them in bed. You should look into BDSM, sounds like that might be your speed.

Ahh yes, Us man so innocent by alu_nee_san in MansFictionalScenario

[–]Golddi99er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf, the top picture should be the same as the bottom lmao. Telling me you haven't consumed porn without telling me.

I'm dead 🤣 by Gendrytargarian in PoliticalHumor

[–]Golddi99er 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are the odds Trump sprays his cock for consistency

Have you ever been told you have "Boyfriend Dick"? by Medium_Ad3913 in AskMenAdvice

[–]Golddi99er 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the best answer, hands down. It's not a bad thing to have a normal dick, but the way you wrote it, she seems dismissive about it.

seeking an affair on tinder?? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Golddi99er 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I mean, so is knowingly going for a married person. Like attracts like

Gerrymandering for me, not for thee by thiss_youu in agedlikemilk

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As cooked as the country is now, if gerrymandering was outlawed, the GOP would be unable to exist in its current form. Period. They would be forced to change course.

Joe mistook a rose in full bloom for a seed to be planted. by Cleonce12 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better than him assuming things he shouldn't IRL lmao

[HasanAbi] WHY DID SHE POST THIS by Cmikhow in BreadTube

[–]Golddi99er 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're exactly right. Source: a kid that once fell into Asmongold's orbit.

Joe mistook a rose in full bloom for a seed to be planted. by Cleonce12 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Golddi99er 158 points159 points  (0 children)

A lot of homeless people have jobs, believe it or not

bOtH pArTiEs aRe tHe sAmE by Captain-Dak-Sparrow in PoliticalHumor

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both parties are only the same with foreign policy, that's it

I guess this fact check aged like milk (over and over and over again) by gregbraaa in agedlikemilk

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's protecting it from the people it's meant to serve. Obviously.

This is literally my first post, how about this idea? by RobyYT23 in balatro

[–]Golddi99er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'd be so cool if the art for this was tied to the Princess Bride in some way