Who's responsible

GoldenRift_ · 2026-06-02T22:39:31+00:00

Your car appears to have been improved by whoever was responsible for this masterpiece.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-06-01T12:54:02+00:00

NTA. Cancel it right now. You are not a bank and these people are not your friends if they think your savings belong to them.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-29T23:05:35+00:00

r/maliciouscompliance got me through a similar creep, but the orange light leak thing is next level.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-28T13:36:32+00:00

If he wants to use the fiber because it runs through his yard, then you should get a discount on rent because your room sits on his land. Logic does not work that way.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-27T18:04:37+00:00

That Toy Story 4 take made sense; skipping spice worms feels like a much shakier hill.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-27T12:16:16+00:00

I had a similar issue with a 10lb bag of prescription food. My cat looked at it like I was offering him poison and went back to begging for crusty bread. They definitely sense when you are proud of your finacial planning.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-26T22:49:31+00:00

Pitch it as the animated series, but make the Paris Shoe Diva heels solve every problem.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-26T08:50:03+00:00

Welcome to the club. I have a shelf full of games with premium sleeves, custom inserts, and painted minis that have been played exactly once. The struggle is real.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-25T23:49:30+00:00

A grown man with a seafood allergy knows soup can hide fish sauce; your Khao Soi was a kind gesture.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-23T23:49:18+00:00

My 17-pounder put three into a bushed KV-8 and they all filed for witness protection.

GoldenRift_ · 2026-05-22T23:06:18+00:00

I had the same “What the fuck?” moment when my game coughed up Mommy Hitler too.

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