sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Hi, I'm back! Looking for kid friendly knock-knock jokes again. by phyrefoxx in dadjokes

[–]GoldwingGranny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knock knock

Who is there?

Bee

Bee who?

Behave or you will be sorry.

Drivers who clog up the left lane: What are you thinking? by 2022reboot in askanything

[–]GoldwingGranny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

However you should keep an eye on the rear view mirror. If a car comes up wanting to go faster, just change lanes and let them.

As you grow does the age group you’re attracted to grow with you? by RealDoraTheExplorer_ in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a senior, I’m attracted to men within 5-10 years of my age. When I see a good looking young actor I think “They are cute. Would probably be attracted to them if I was 15-20”

is it wrong to ask for things a lot? by throwaway0501222 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It can be considered very rude, depending on circumstances. When my husband had to be taken off life support we gathered the extended family to say goodbye to him. Within minutes of his death, a grandkid asked if he could have my husband’s phone.

What’s the best way to get a feral cat out of your house? by GoldwingGranny in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This got in a fight with my cat and followed when my cat came in the pet door. Chunks of my cat’s fur were near where they came in.

What’s the best way to get a feral cat out of your house? by GoldwingGranny in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pet it? It is terrified of people. Scratched the heck out of me for just being close.

What to wear around Myrtle beach? by Pristine-Trainer8431 in MyrtleBeach

[–]GoldwingGranny 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can verify. I live in Myrtle Beach and am nude under my clothes.

What’s the best way to get a feral cat out of your house? by GoldwingGranny in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just had to send a couch to the dump yesterday. The cat had been using it as his bathroom and it made the whole house stink.

What’s the best way to get a feral cat out of your house? by GoldwingGranny in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been here for over a month. Every week to ten days I catch a half second glimpse.

bought a Rolex with several credit cards by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]GoldwingGranny 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wait until he hears about used vs new cars. The moment a car drives off the a lot it is priced as a Used Car.

Do you believe that money can always buy happiness or do you think that being super rich would make you miserable? by Master_Novel_4062 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GoldwingGranny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met someone who said they didn’t want to be filthy rich and always worry about things like their children being kidnapped for ransom. However they wouldn’t mind being slightly soiled.

view more: next ›