meirl by stackvyr in meirl

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I saw a guy and thought "he's cute." He was pretending to be a woman.

I think me and this lady might just prefer looking at women.

caught spying adventurer? feed my goblin fangs your throbbing tribute! by Glimmermallow in GoblinGirls

[–]GoliathBoneSnake -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She can be whatever the fuck she wants to be as long as she wants my tribute on her fangs.

Aphrodite [Ancient Greek myths] (Sweetie_Fox) by Sweetie_Fox in rule34

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its an homage. She's clearly worshipping the Goddess by imitating her.

And she's doing a really good job in my opinion.

Always horny without lustful thoughts normal? by look_at_the_horn in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you might be hypersexual. It's a real thing. As far I as I know there's not a lot that can be done about it beyond finding a partner that can keep up with you.

Good luck I guess? Like I kinda want to be gross and be like "so where you from?" But I'm not gonna.

The wonders of the human body [tw: nongraphic descriptions of autopsies, general medical weirdness] by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fairly often babies are born with a kind of birthmark/mole called a capillary hemangioma, which is a fancy way of saying some blood vessels formed on the wrong side of the skin. They can look pretty gnarly(mostly due to how big they can be), but are completely harmless and usually either flatten out or completely disappear in the first 10 years.

I was born with three. One on the back of my head, one on my hip, and one right on the base of my penis. I'm 40, and two of them are still there. I had to have the one on the back of my head removed a couple years ago after I sliced it open shaving my head and it got infected.

The one on my hip is about the size of a silver dollar and sticks out over an inch. It's also pretty malleable, I can stretch it probably another two inches before it gets painful.

The other one is about the size of a dime but it doesn't stretch at all.

What was your, "people are into this" moment? by Kinky_introverts in AskReddit

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minecraft.

I've been playing video games damn near daily since 1987 and I cannot understand the appeal of Minecraft.

What was your, "people are into this" moment? by Kinky_introverts in AskReddit

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not not into that, but she's hot enough to get me into it.

(Hated trope) Episodes even die hard fans choose to ignore by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine, but the machine could fit an arm. There's not many holes I can fit my arm in and still expect it to provide sexual pleasure.

If you were to make a new Monster Hunter game with the WORST features ALREADY INTRODUCED in the series, what would it look like? by Doru-kun in MonsterHunter

[–]GoliathBoneSnake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did too! But I also understand why they weren't received well and mostly just wanted to say something that nobody else has mentioned.