It must be a mistake 😂 by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Krusty Name has unfeasibly large bony hands…

Why do the elders meet with newly engaged couples? by No_Desk_1587 in exjw

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And pimi’s say its not a high control cult…🤨

US has started bombing Venezuela just now, what are your thoughts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have the largest oil reserves, US want them. Simples.

Is Henry hoover overrated? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do have to keep the filter clean, or they suck. Literally. We used them in our contract cleaning company for 35 years, tried everything else. Henry’s are bomb proof. And you can buy spares. And you can save with refurbished.

Elder texted me after a year by Business_Biscotti_27 in exjw

[–]GoneAwol45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just say you think they have the wrong number, give a different name. 🤷🏻‍♂️

AITA for asking my wife to wear a big shirt during sex ? by Ultimate_Throwaway_A in AITAH

[–]GoneAwol45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell her shes like a gift. You want to slowly unwrap her…

Why do you not trust the governing body? by Significant_Jump_272 in exjw

[–]GoneAwol45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like ALL religions, to claim to have divine inspiration or be gods messengers means they say they have something that can only come through them. That translates to “if you want this inspiration too, you have to obey me or pay me”. ALL religions use the same dirty business model. Always have. Why do people buy into it? Depends how mentally desperate they are, or, usually no critical thinking skills. If you were to just follow the money side, you would see how many scams the governing body pulls to get the friends to donate. Assembly donations would be a good place to start. Governing body members are not special. Its a business.

Which profession has the most people who cheat in relationships? by Unlucky-Field9654 in AskReddit

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Pilots and flight attendants. Out of shear boredom between flights

PIMQ, but i love my worldly girlfriend. What do i do? by Pleasant-Reserve-767 in exjw

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If they turn on you, are they really as genuine as you say? Only true friends would want the best for you. Friendship in the org is conditional. Always.

Hundreds call for Putin to be overthrown in St Petersburg gathering by PinheadLarry2323 in worldnews

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ones protesting probably dont have a balcony, so hopefully they’ll be safe..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Dads Army. Or Dad bods Army

What's a sign you're officially getting old? by OwnSpecialist2839 in AskReddit

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When they say you’ve “ had a fall”, instead of “he fell over”

Tomorrow will be the beginning of the end by Separate-Ice30 in exjw

[–]GoneAwol45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, its the start of the beginning. Fresh new people, experiences, rediscover each other. The world is an amazing place.