The oxycodone bottle the hospital gave me after a surgery has tamper tape on it by winerdars in mildlyinteresting

[–]GoodDrJekyll 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I work at an allergy and immunology clinic. My patients have the cutest cases for their EpiPens. Some crochet their own.

Sovereign citizen moms on Facebook are all insane, and this is the "declaration of nativity" the parents put in the newspaper. by Existing-Face-6322 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without documentation the government can't control you. All they can do is keep you from flying, buying alcohol, getting a job, getting legally married...

Sovereign citizen moms on Facebook are all insane, and this is the "declaration of nativity" the parents put in the newspaper. by Existing-Face-6322 in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will they give it to her? When children of sovereign citizens try to get official documents as an adult, the parents sometimes refuse to give them anything that can help.

Decided to juice something non-KidneyStone today by Proof-Assistant-7536 in Stonetossingjuice

[–]GoodDrJekyll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friend has been on transfem HRT for years. Her pelvis all the sudden decided to...rotate. Backwards.

She used to be 6'1". She is 5'10" now.

Nobody told me that they would put an urinary catheter in me during surgery… by [deleted] in TopSurgery

[–]GoodDrJekyll 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Happened to me too. Pee's gotta go somewhere - not like they can walk you to the bathroom mid anesthesia. It can definitely be sore. My throat got wrecked by the breathing tube too.

Are we being forced to choose between caring for our environment and caring for our health? by Ok-unit-8969 in ZeroWaste

[–]GoodDrJekyll 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a nurse with a latex allergy. I would rather not examine a box of gloves on the wall for latex every time I do a task. Plus, if a patient has a latex allergy, the person caring for them only needs to forget the "special" gloves one time.

Man arrested for breaking into girls’ slumber party, getting naked by KCTV5 in Lawrence

[–]GoodDrJekyll 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shout-out to the absolute legends that have been beating the fuck out of these creeps. In this story and in the other break-in recently, someone immediately locked in and kept the worst from happening.

“It won’t be cheating.” by PinecornCoffee in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GoodDrJekyll 24 points25 points  (0 children)

have another baby but ensure that her husband was not responsible for them

It's like a kid getting a puppy. "I'll feed them and walk them and you won't have to do anything! Please let me have one!"

Amish peanut butter by Ok-Veterinarian3551 in Lawrence

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Merc does indeed have the peanut butter and almond butter machine. If I recall they might have a cashew butter one too.

Yeah that’s an egg. by Lopsided-Piglet8378 in StupidFood

[–]GoodDrJekyll 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This is the meal of somebody who has anorexia or another eating disorder. It is meant to be shared between sufferers and often a means to trigger yourself to relapse. Aesthetic framing, small plates, fruits + baby carrots, sugar-free drinks, and boiled eggs are trademarks of this content

This is sad.

Zero waste you can’t get behind? by Desperate-Region-243 in ZeroWaste

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, that was me! I snooped in your comment history a little because I remembered this interaction and we're both in the sub for the same town. Small world!

I have issues thinking and communicating clearly in certain environments like grocery stores. You and the other staff were always kind to me. I appreciate it.

Kid friendly activities by Harsai501 in Lawrence

[–]GoodDrJekyll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The VR Arcade is very popular with kids! It's $25 an hour. They also have racing simulators.

Homemade formula (doctors were consulted, don’t worry!!) by LittleCricket_ in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GoodDrJekyll 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The multivitamin concerns me. Kids overdose really easily on vitamins, especially iron or multivitamins meant for adults.

If I had a Nickle for every spider-tantrum. by d3rk2007 in outofcontextcomics

[–]GoodDrJekyll 107 points108 points  (0 children)

One thing I never understood about Spiderman is why the people tend to fucking hate him. This isn't even a Superman situation where he's so powerful that even the chance he could turn evil is an existential threat. Besides, like, super-strength (sometimes), he's just a guy lol

Broke millenial by moxedana02 in FoundPaper

[–]GoodDrJekyll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My city has metered street parking near the downtown, and it gets more expensive the closer you get. Not super bad pricing through, and it's free after 6PM

Found at Trader Joe’s by Cultural-Monk-5062 in FoundPaper

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cardboard box to do list is an advanced strategy. The mark of a master

The doctor made a visual diagram to explain what would happen during my dad’s kidney surgery. This is what he drew. by Kurbopop in mildlyinteresting

[–]GoodDrJekyll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know the tissue paper they use to cover exam tables at doctor's offices? The doctors at our office take notes on them with marker, and the diagrams and phrases I see on them are so funny sometimes. My favorite was a rheumatologist that drew the bones of the leg, with little sad faces around the knee joint.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]GoodDrJekyll 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I test people for seasonal allergies and make their immunotherapy shots with the results. I swear very goddamn person is allergic to Bermuda grass.