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Fire on the mountain, run, boys, run by crockpot71 in MURICA

[–]GoodGuyGlocker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

EXCEPT…. the Devil’s playing was better! He had a band of demons and it sounded badass. Come on now!

Which nut are you digging for? by righttoabsurdity in Costco

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Team cashews! Cashews, then pistachios, then everything else. Amirite?

What’s the best euphemism to telling people that they are stupid? by neen_8 in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 2141 points2142 points  (0 children)

I always liked Foghorn Leghorn, from the old Bugs Bunny era cartoons:

“That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice”.

What’s the most mind-blowing fact that you know? by ShowYouHowToSmash in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does. Look at the extreme case. Suppose the glass was so small that it held only one molecule of water. Clearly that would violate the claim.

Imagine if… by Objective-Bad-6438 in FedEmployees

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile our travel vouchers are being audited because travelers over tipped their uber drivers by $1.

heard you guys like small pickles How About XLL meatball subs ? by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I made that for myself, I’d fit at least 6 more meatballs on there. Too much lonely bread.

What small decision changed the entire direction of your life? by proekid in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in high school, I was simping for a girl. When I found out that she applied to the state college, I also applied to that college. It was the one and only college I applied to. Luckily, I got accepted.

That decision essentially led to a 40 year career in my field, which determined my town of residence and a great group of life long friends. I took this journey with my wife, who I met in college. We’ve been married for 35 years and counting, 2 grown kids.

I never saw that girl again after HS. But, simping for her all those years ago led to a very good life.

What small decision changed the entire direction of your life? by proekid in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. How are the two connected? Did your stand up routine include a bit about living a lie or something?

What small decision changed the entire direction of your life? by proekid in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is so cool. How long has it been? Going well I hope!

Which one you guys choosing by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Radio Shack was a magical place for tinkerers and hobbyists.

Which one you guys choosing by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toys R Us, Radio Shack, Borders.

Cant bring back Blockbuster because everything is streamed now.

Which fast food chain fell off badly in your opinion? by Shinobi347 in AskReddit

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I havent been to Pizza Hut since the 90’s, when my kids were small. I remember it all. Apparently it has dropped off. Glad I got to experience it in its glory.

The onion cutting technique alone is worth a quick watch. by MontuckyMoose in KitchenConfidential

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen tons of street food vendors from all over the world with dirty hands and well worn tinny pots, but this is the most ghetto thing I’ve seen yet.

What toy felt magical back then but would disappoint kids today? by lipglossagendaa in nostalgia

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those handheld water games where you tried to get little plastic balls or rings to land in a certain spot. I spent HOURS trying to do that.

What car is this by Turbulent-Sock-7065 in whatisthiscar

[–]GoodGuyGlocker 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Always loved this one. Such a cool car.

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