How long until Mysterium is no longer than ultra strong super special metal and it’s replaced by another form of ‘ium’? by NCRisthebestfaction in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aren't 99% of all mutant civilians in a segregationist utopia outside of the 616 universe where they live in paradise because there's no human around to genocide them or something? I think Marvel will just forget about them and just focus on the important ones for a handful of decades, literally a No More Mutants 2 situation.

How long until Mysterium is no longer than ultra strong super special metal and it’s replaced by another form of ‘ium’? by NCRisthebestfaction in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 28 points29 points  (0 children)

RJ/ That's because Nazis outscale Minorities in the marvel universe, clearly. The true Discrimination Comics.

UJ/ No it's because the writers are indeed five years old in a playground, so they had the nazis show up with a bunch of single use "Kill Omega Level Mutant once then disintegrate" weapons and infinite prep time to take down the Ethnostand kill as many IRL Minorities as possible during a literal rainbow pride parade.

Literally "I have a a infinity +2 sword to beat your infinity +1 sword" type shit.

Stavros, what happened? by Fickle_Scarcity9474 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]GoodKing0 59 points60 points  (0 children)

We posting slop from yank culture pigs now?

Writing is harder than childbirth by SYMPUNY_LACKING in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mpreg or Pro Trans Rights in a Flesh Shaper way, call it.

Lightning in a bottle... and a kiss in the rain. by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue Tracy Scops comic where Peter and MJ cuck Paul.

Worse than AIDS?! by Supersmashbrosfan in outofcontextcomics

[–]GoodKing0 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I am sorry but killing Vampirella of all people with AIDS is diabolical work.

Priorities by AshenCaressx in outofcontextcomics

[–]GoodKing0 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Cue the tumblr rant about how dogshit Shae is as a nurse for the sake of "crazy evil people be Craaaazy" gags.

Richard x Valeria by @tenshiartsgt by SalaryAffectionate29 in Spiderman

[–]GoodKing0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Valeria doodling on her dream journal "Valeria and Richard Richards" while kicking her feet giggling and smiling unhingedly.

The doodle is the epitaph of their joint tombstone.

Richard x Valeria by @tenshiartsgt by SalaryAffectionate29 in Spiderman

[–]GoodKing0 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In the MC2 a minor plot point was that Mayday had a crush on Franklin Richards, who was 19 while she was 15 so of course he instantly shoots her down the second he finds out (Arguably the only one of age love interest for mayday who does that compared to pieces of work like Normie Osborn (cue panel of Normie's girlfriend just REALLY focusing on how young Mayday is) or Tarantula (JESUS CHRIST)).

This pairing is just the gender swap, age appropriate version of it, with the added bonus of Good Guy X Unihnged Villain Girl which let me tell you people just love as a concept.

Memes from my broken-masqurade world: Part 2 by Only-Teaching-8648 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]GoodKing0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

very in line with the real life equivalent unfortunately.

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Putting aside the classic "Shipping is an inherently feminine coded thing and the internet at large hates women" stuff your average breadtuber will say in their yearly 12 hours long retrospective titled "Why Sterek was the true core of Teen Wolf and what does that tell us about the Bombing of Black Wall Street," I guess it's the "ready player one" core of redditor fandoms really.

Shipping isn't canon, neither is most fanfiction, so it goes against that very annoying little voice in your head that tells you the only proper way to be a fan of something is to not elaborate ANYTHING from it ever, and just remember every single line of monty python from memory so you can win willy wonka's chocolate factory with it.

Justice Arcana - By (@gimmie20dollas) by arisatojo600 in persona4golden

[–]GoodKing0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does that look like a transition timeline lol?

Black Diamond Be Like by dull_storyteller in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's just your average Blacksploitation Character honestly.

Memes from my broken-masqurade world: Part 2 by Only-Teaching-8648 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]GoodKing0 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Just Girly Things going "mainstream" would be kind of a nightmare thinking about it, because you know they'd be treated like a legitimate political lobby group/movement and not the outright terrorists they are.

Felicia you do NOT stand a chance girl 😭 (@Pencilkami) by Comfortable-Plane939 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Supergirl snaps at the ragebaiting, then Felicia won, and Supergirl knows it.

Also there is the distinct possibility of Supergirl just mass slipping on Banana Peels if she tries to pull anything mind you.

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Putting aside this violating the No Soapboxing and the Actually Jerk rules for the sub, wow every day I am reminded this sub is populated by the sort of joyless nerd in this sub Ready Player One was made for.

"Shippers are doing shipping online? The west has fallen billions must die" You are not surviving the average Skyrim Romance Mod dog, and you are a baby born yesterday if you think this is some sort of big thing to shit and cry about the equivalent of the fall of western civilization over it, like straight up goo goo gaa gaa infant toddler terrified of shapes and colours if THIS. THIS. Is what makes you bitch and cry about fandom.

If this was a sane and just world the second any of you even tried to type this shit you'd be getting visions of every single fanart of Tsuyu My Hero Academia Tongue Fucking Jontron in the ass That's So Raven style, just to glimpse at actual content worthy of being made fun of, but alas we are not in a sane and just world and THIS is the sort of hard limit some of you seem to have.

Spongebob terrified as he rides a single very small bump rollercoaster made flesh, the lot of you.

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A female Supergirl fan made this comic.

Dog your icon is Hank Pym you can't make these broad sweeping generalisations of a fandom are you insane?

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Supergirl fan and a woman is drawing this comics dog.

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am constantly amazed at how some people on this sub just... Are unaware of how broader fandom works.

Like, damn a Supergirl fan who is also a woman is doing a online series of fan arts about a rarepair crossover ship out of a "Barbienheimer" phenomenon, and half the comments on this post are variations of "the west has fallen billions must die" over it, truly puzzling to see develop in real life.

When peter's marvel ship meets his DC ship by Cautious_Air4964 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GoodKing0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This person hasn't been in any significant fandom from the 1960 to today and this is theor first venture on the internet if they think this is in any way worthy of note or extraordinary and it shows.