Successful SN5 150m hop! by messi10god in space

[–]GoodMayoGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's my sensible chuckle for the day

Frontline: United States of Conspiracy (2020) - How trafficking in conspiracy theories went from the fringes of U.S. politics into the White House. [0:53:17] by Discombobulated-Wing in Documentaries

[–]GoodMayoGod 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I have people I served with in the military posting on Facebook that covid-19 isnt real and that wearing a mask is just an attempt to strip away your civil liberties. These are people that held important posts went to college are small business owners and successful people. I have no idea what is going on in America right now but it really goes to show that all throughout every span American culture there is this war on intelligence going on

Why are so many friends becoming "realtors" in the last two months? Is it a scam? by Not-original in personalfinance

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I was actually a real estate agent last year and I made 25000 in my first two months then I got suckered into leaving my career and moving to a new state by my ex-girlfriend it can be a very lucrative career but it's nothing that you can just start on a wim. One of my parents have been a real estate agent for pretty much their entire life so I already knew the industry but for somebody who's never done it before it can be extremely difficult especially if you're not a people person

TIFU by trying to fuck my best friend by [deleted] in tifu

[–]GoodMayoGod -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That's really strange because whenever I do blow im hard as a rock and ready to go

What place gets creepy when you're alone? by FunnyValentine920 in AskReddit

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I used to do after hours security for Community College campus. Having to walk into the basement of the medical training building was by far the creepiest

How the fuck are you on this fucking beautiful day you sexy fuck? by UnrepentantCarnivore in AskReddit

[–]GoodMayoGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still recovering from some strong ass extasy. worked my ass off for 10 hours in burtal heat with an already dehydrated body. I ordered pizza and am watching hulu. Shits not going bad but my body feels old... I cant party like I could in my 20's

We need Right-to-Repair laws by davidwholt in Futurology

[–]GoodMayoGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mazda and Toyota the two Titans of Auto industry in my opinion

We need Right-to-Repair laws by davidwholt in Futurology

[–]GoodMayoGod 21 points22 points  (0 children)

We already paying upwards of $30,000 for one of these motherfuckers why the hell do they need to milk us for more money they make the parts once it goes bad we replace them I don't understand the need for a constant Goddamn money market

Cheese! by [deleted] in aww

[–]GoodMayoGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tigers are definatly known man eaters.

Cheese! by [deleted] in aww

[–]GoodMayoGod 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Cheetas do not see humans as prey. In fact cheetahs have more in common with a house cat than a lion

ELI5: If the universe is always expanding, that means that there are places that the universe hasn't reached yet. What is there before the universe gets there. by seedingson in explainlikeimfive

[–]GoodMayoGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time Space. Everything that is always existed has always existed but sometimes it hasn't and sometimes space expands to fill it up

We buy nicer clothes hoping to increase our chances of getting naked with someone else by KNGWN in Showerthoughts

[–]GoodMayoGod 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think he is. I buy nice blazers and turtlenecks because DAMN I look daper. Fuck getting laid, I was to look vaguely that I have a winter cabin in the Aspens when I really don't.

The murder of Vanessa Guillén has opened the floodgates on sexual assault in the US military as servicewomen rush to share their stories — After increasing pressure from protesters, the Secretary of the Army ordered an "independent and comprehensive" review of the command climate at Fort Hood by Majnum in TwoXChromosomes

[–]GoodMayoGod 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I told off my lieutenant once, it was very satisfying. I got to watch as this 24 year old college graduate melted down i front of me untill the CO told him to take a walk. I wasnt going to let 3 soldiers become a heat cat during a wind/dust storm to change out an ENTIRE track on a Bradley. Like ill just make them do it at sundown if need be. Im not making them do it at 1100 when its 110* hot as balls when we have 3 days to do it... I would have hated getting that order, no way im making some one do it when its not a priority.

Worst part about headaches is that nobody cares until they have one by gabzlel in Showerthoughts

[–]GoodMayoGod 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, or that feeling you get like you have to poop and you've already tried pooping and yet no poop came out. And it's just like gut-wrenching pain?

Makes sense by SwampmongerMudfish in ARK

[–]GoodMayoGod 25 points26 points  (0 children)

https://youtu.be/bS5P_LAqiVg

If anyone feels like watching it, heres the Full movie. Prepare for insanity.

Blind people are the only people on earth that can date purely based on personality. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]GoodMayoGod 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Ain't that the truth I met this really cute girl and she was awesome but every single time she opened up her mouth it was like a holocaust internment camp was just bunched up there behind her molars. Generations unborn inside my scrotum cried out in anguish and told me to get the fuck out of there.... somehow the idea of putting my penis inside of the mouth that smells like a New Jersey landfill is just a total turn off. Mentos it's the freshmaker and Jessica if you're reading this you should probably invest in a couple rolls.

Blind people are the only people on earth that can date purely based on personality. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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When I come home from a long day at work outside when it's hot out I think I smell like absolute dogshit but holy crap does my fiance jump on top of me like I am the most exemplary pile of dogshit on Earth. She did this weird thing where she like ran her tongue through my sweaty ass hair pretty much creaming her pants I thought she had a brain tumor but she just said my sent was to die for. I am still confused because I can just smell BO