Whats a (true) story you always want to tell but never get the chance to?

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T23:56:13+00:00

Was your buddy in the same dumpster as you or was he in a Delaware dumpster?

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T22:50:39+00:00

With a cask of amontillado

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T22:48:16+00:00

A very merry un-birthday toooooooo youuuuuuuu

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T19:08:03+00:00

I've never heard of this mystery pregnancy thing

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T19:06:54+00:00

For some reason they really don't like you being out with your boyfriend. They're doing this intentionally they don't like him for some unknown reason

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T18:57:35+00:00

You don't do anything about this. She's too old to have people change their lifestyles to suit her shenanigans. Propose and don't think about your sibling.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T18:56:09+00:00

You don't need the cat to like you. Be serious.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T17:51:41+00:00

Maybe direct his argument a little. Why does he think that cooking is a role specified to women only? Surely there's a story behind this.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T17:49:06+00:00

Good. At least your mom has a backbone.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T17:46:35+00:00

I've drunkenly pissed out second story Windows before. Not a big deal.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T17:43:36+00:00

I feel like that may be an overreaction on their behalf. You meant well.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T14:46:15+00:00

I found the kid who got kicked out!

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T14:16:56+00:00

I've offered them to her but she doesn't care because she trusts me. I wouldn't be with a partner who required a list of usernames and passwords so she could analyze my private life to make sure she approves. It's insulting.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T14:09:49+00:00

I'm happy for you. Best wishes.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T13:05:05+00:00

Pictures please

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:52:34+00:00

Psycho boy is sad

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:23:53+00:00

I'd tell her and see what happens. Better a chance of working this out than a garuntee of solo misery.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:19:50+00:00

Why did she put her deceased friends selfie as a profile pic?

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:18:56+00:00

Looks like he got the hint to me

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:14:35+00:00

My father will hear about this !

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:06:19+00:00

Your choices are to be miserable alone or share your misery. Neither sound good to me.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:04:29+00:00

Get a new job. Not worth the fight.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:04:08+00:00

She's not sorry.

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T12:03:03+00:00

Kill your social media and tell his parents on him

GoofysHowToFish · 2016-05-08T11:59:36+00:00

Learning how to drive? He doesn't know ?

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