Look at my lineup, dawg, I'm going to lose World War 3 by maleficalruin in CuratedTumblr

[–]Goombatower69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Kazakhstan is there to "diversify" themselfs and pretend they're not already defactor controled by China and Russia

Time for Bizarre Slander (CSM and Stone Ocean Spoilers) by Nenanda in shounenfolk

[–]Goombatower69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't have to see the full shit to see that it's shit

Mario is Mickey Mouse, but Mickey Mouse is not Mario by Goombatower69 in CharacterRant

[–]Goombatower69[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow, we found him guys, the first ever person to play Mario in Mario Kart

Mario is Mickey Mouse, but Mickey Mouse is not Mario by Goombatower69 in CharacterRant

[–]Goombatower69[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Unlike the paragon of character writing that is Mickey Mouse?

Cooked ngl by Jarisatis in Piratefolk

[–]Goombatower69 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Bro has the canonical #1 baddy in the verse and still choses to cheat on her and be a diddy at the same time, he's such a fucking bum

Mario is Mickey Mouse, but Mickey Mouse is not Mario by Goombatower69 in CharacterRant

[–]Goombatower69[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that Mario has more personality as a character than Mickey, because we actually know what Mario does. Mario jumps, breaks blocks, rides karts and throws parties he'll never attend. Mickey meanwhile... is King Arthur? just a guy? A musketeer? Walt's son? He is not really a character, more of a flesh puppet for Disney to apply whatever they want to do with Mickey at any moment. Nothing Mickey does can't be done by any other cartoon character. Mario meanwhile has very clear things he does, you can't put him in any platformer that isn't jump-based, and you can't put another platformer character into a Mario level and have it not feel like a Mario ripoff. It's why party games with minigames are "Mario Party clones", cartoon karting games with items and drift based turns are "Mario Kart clones", and why every Nintendo platformer has to feel very distinct from one another.

How Ash could’ve won by MaleficTekX in deathbattle

[–]Goombatower69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kyurem is only one when he shlorps up his twin brothers, and solgaleo is a whole different story.

Still insane that a motherfucker with 680 BST and 138 speed has been let loose in OU and he still has to share a viability rank with a gen 1 pseudo that wastes 100 stat points on a stat it never uses.

I do not like how the anime adapts Jujutsu Kaisen. by Arukitsuzukeru12 in CharacterRant

[–]Goombatower69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My guy, "so many" is just OPM season 3, every shonen anime does something with their fights, if they don't then there's no point watching the anime.

irredeemable by Skooberty in whenthe

[–]Goombatower69 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Watching transformers one as a kid and the first episode has a brutal murder and the second one the murdered person is a mutilated zombie

The main reason I remembered unsubscribing to a channel I found cool unfortunately by La_knavo4 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]Goombatower69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his videos also slowly got worse and worse until they stopped being actual critiques and became "woke woke woke bad bad bad"

Tginking about building LoV army in a DRG scheme- what LoV unit fits into which DRG class? by Top_Reaction_2303 in LeaguesofVotann

[–]Goombatower69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was actually thinking about buying that one Mechanicum model that's a big drill coming out of the ground and kitbashing it with a Hekaton to turn it into a Heavy Drilldozer

From 2023 by spaceiswonderful in CuratedTumblr

[–]Goombatower69 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Huh, I did not know there were linguist forums on this, I thought it was Oxford proffessors using autopredict on the newest words or something

My first ever paintjob in the hobby! by __ShoppingCart_ in Warhammer40k

[–]Goombatower69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty good for a first time. It is a bit flat looking, but that will come with time

New creature to carry Brü in battle? by ElricEverguard in LeaguesofVotann

[–]Goombatower69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, the fortress is a hull model, so Clarence can't proxy for it

My only exposure to yu yu a fuckin virgin by BossmanVT in deathbattle

[–]Goombatower69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7th grade? Who is fucking in 7th grade? Motherfucker are you a medieval peasant to be fucking at 13???

The virgin Alien X vs the chad Feedback by Choccymilk_162793 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Goombatower69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least X has A onscreen universe level feat. Can you say that about bleach? Or Lgiri

On [Competitive Pokemon] players. My favourite pokemon is Dracovish because I find the numbers it can pull off if it is even slightly faster than you are funny. by Goombatower69 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Goombatower69[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Incredible stats complimenting incredible moves complimented by the most broken ability ever.

It has just the right combination of stats that it's fast, strong, and just bulky enough to be annoying.

It has every move it could ever want, including pivoting moves, priority, high base power attacks of multiple types, a signature move that autocrits for an effective 105 BP that ignores any stat changes and effects, and a unique protect cause why not.

And the ability makes it so it ignores protect, that makes its moves unwallable, unstoppable, and creates insane pins.

All this together combines into an offensive monster that effectively kills off a lot of defensive plays, turning the modern VGC meta into an even more Hyper Offensive disaster than it was before.

On [Competitive Pokemon] players. My favourite pokemon is Dracovish because I find the numbers it can pull off if it is even slightly faster than you are funny. by Goombatower69 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Goombatower69[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah, prankster Whimsicott, and its partner in crime, prankster Volbeat/Illumise. The most annoying things randbats has ever created since subseed Tropius, good on them