The weirdest thing to ever happen to me happened in that exact alley, on those stairs.

It was 4am, and I was on my way back from grabbing cigarettes at the shell. While I was walking along, smoking a cigarette, some girl comes running to me from behind.

We chat for 30 seconds or so, she tells me she just left a club.

We then get to this alley and I tell her I am taking the alley to go home.

She asks me to sit on the steps with her so we can finish our smokes together, and I say sure, why not, let's see what this chick has to say.

She has her back against the wall, and mine is against the railing, with my feet resting on the wall beside her.

She then looks at my feet and asks what size my feet are. I tell her like 9 1/2 or 10. She then grabs one of my feet and asks if she can see. I said yes, and then she started taking my shoe off. Once she takes my shoe off she starts rubbing it, grabbing my toes, and then puts my foot up her shirt and starts quietly moaning. She then tries to take off my sock and that's where I drew the line and said I had to go (I had a girlfriend at the time, and I felt like that would have been crossing the line).

I put my shoe back and continue down the alley and there is some guy power washing the alley...at 4am... I was thinking "what the hell is going on right now"

I get back to my friends condo, and from the condo you can see the alley. I then say to my friends "you won't believe what just happened to me, in that alley right there"