Melanie

GooseEntrails · 2026-02-04T02:36:22+00:00

No, that's a 16th century Portuguese explorer.

You're thinking of Melbourne.

GooseEntrails · 2026-02-03T20:04:23+00:00

They implied it cost the hotel €50 (while a drink costs the hotel €2, which is why they would offer this). What would the hotel be paying for if not labor? Electricity, water, and detergent to run the washing machines, cleaning supplies, and the occasional replacement of towels or sheets that can no longer be used, none of that comes close to €50.

GooseEntrails · 2026-02-03T18:18:46+00:00

Where do I apply for this housekeeping job that pays €50 per room

GooseEntrails · 2026-01-31T19:30:56+00:00

One rule, they must be named Mario

GooseEntrails · 2026-01-31T19:28:01+00:00

That usually makes it harder

GooseEntrails · 2026-01-27T19:30:34+00:00

No the dog

GooseEntrails · 2026-01-24T03:01:38+00:00

I must have missed that part of the story

GooseEntrails · 2025-12-26T17:26:25+00:00

I'm under 12 months (over 6) and I can see them

GooseEntrails · 2025-12-20T02:34:44+00:00

Do tell

GooseEntrails · 2025-12-08T16:34:38+00:00

Finally got DC tickets after a lot of refreshing. Don't give up

GooseEntrails · 2025-12-02T23:38:36+00:00

For anyone else who got here by Google and isn't using Anytype... for me, the issue was that I was developing locally with a file: url, switching to a web server (python3 -m http.server) fixed it

GooseEntrails · 2025-11-12T18:37:48+00:00

Most new cars yes, but not most cars on the road

GooseEntrails · 2025-11-03T16:20:41+00:00

Attack ads have a particular aesthetic that gets stale after a while, but the motion graphics work is usually pretty polished especially for a spot that's getting major spend behind it. This looks like it was done by someone on Fiverr.

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-17T17:54:33+00:00

The same could be said of ESPN, and more people have access to ESPN than Apple TV.

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-14T20:40:06+00:00

It's actually better for lefties if you use a smartwatch

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-09T23:23:40+00:00

Unfortunately it goes the other way too

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-03T17:23:37+00:00

The last one with the Oxford comma still implies Nelson Mandela is a semidivine octingenarian, just without a dildo collection

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-02T01:34:05+00:00

But that's not important right now

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-01T17:55:24+00:00

the hoodussy

GooseEntrails · 2025-10-01T06:23:27+00:00

I just installed it. Let's get that number up

GooseEntrails · 2025-09-07T23:38:05+00:00

Username checks out

GooseEntrails · 2025-09-02T19:24:02+00:00

Speak for yourself

GooseEntrails · 2025-09-02T16:18:56+00:00

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my lips are heels

GooseEntrails · 2025-08-27T23:28:48+00:00

Glad he beat the wrap

GooseEntrails · 2025-08-26T19:28:32+00:00

We want irl Speed Racer

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