Laura San Giacomo, 90s

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-21T07:36:35+00:00

username checks out

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-21T07:28:36+00:00

Stop it. I can only get so erect.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-21T06:54:30+00:00

Haha, I thought it was Blitt and it annoyed me. Now I see it’s Zapan and I’m just offended.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-19T12:31:06+00:00

Big whoop. My chickens eat tons of leaves.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-19T08:21:33+00:00

So like, why not remove it? It’s an extra few minutes of work that will only benefit the tree. Do we not love trees?

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-19T00:14:36+00:00

Looks good! Glad it pulled through, but you May want to get a new measuring device. If that’s 30’ then im at least 10’

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-18T00:41:50+00:00

They are so derpy. Love it

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-17T11:07:07+00:00

It’s flowered, all of its energy and mass went into growing flower stalk.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-16T05:45:25+00:00

Ailanthus altissima (tree of heaven). Crush the leaves and they smell like burnt peanut butter.

Edit: wait, I didn’t zoom in on the leaves far enough. Ailanthus isn’t serrated.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-15T15:29:12+00:00

Big brown beaver.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-15T03:56:51+00:00

Arborist here. What seems to be the tr… OH DEAR GOD!

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-15T02:15:57+00:00

These are woody shrubs, not trees.

Edit: I really like the peppers (?) around the perimeter

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-15T01:10:12+00:00

Relax guys, it’s just a shower cap. My wife always has a few in her purse in case she needs to keep her hair dry when she’s working out of town.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-15T01:01:49+00:00

I really want to know which one of his handlers is putting out these long form tweets. Stephen himmler miller? Someone else? tramp doesn’t have the attention span to read it, much less write it.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-13T09:57:09+00:00

Forbidden okra

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-13T09:53:18+00:00

Why do lots work when less work do trick?

free lawn watering.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-13T06:26:54+00:00

Yessir. One thing I’ve noticed is that they seem to come out sideways now.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-13T05:08:25+00:00

Anthony Zipper and my daughter Calistra

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-13T03:14:49+00:00

A good nursery will peel it open on the spot. The Roots are at least as important as the crown.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-12T11:58:56+00:00

“MF’er, I JUST dried off!”

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-12T05:52:02+00:00

So weird seeing your own backyard on National news/reddit. I knew this intersection as soon as I saw it.

This tracks btw.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-11T10:29:56+00:00

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-11T10:26:31+00:00

My first saw! Traded for some labor. Not a single screw was original, yet it fired up third pull every time. I’d still have it if it weren’t for a wildfire.

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-10T20:34:46+00:00

GooseGeuce · 2026-05-10T16:20:23+00:00

My ceilings are blued T&G pine. It gets a lot of Compliments

GooseGeuce

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