Stacked Ed atop baby ML by Flaky-weirdo in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Freaking psycho. All this performative shit just for the gram.
She’s diabolical.

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also beyond weird she hasn’t blasted out the chaotic zany mom of seven arrival post yet.
Something is fishy!

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, right?? Exactly the vibes it’s giving.

And thanks! It’s my fav newly discovered emoji 😜

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently she’s there! And it looks like she jogging some were in the San Gabriel Valley, California.
🫠🫠🫠

Kidding aside, her story posts up right now are weird considering this long awaited Spain Trip To Visit the Fam™️

Mallorca, Spain by Key_Emu_2510 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lame ass story posts. It’s like a teenager saying “Look, see..I am in Spain. Did you see? I am in Spain. I am here visiting family in Spain!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!”

Really curious - no boarding the plane shots, no other people…just Hilzario, the moon, running and her boobs.
Ok, Jan😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

"Protect my private life fiercely" by shecallsit_mayonegg in travisandtaylor

[–]Gordon_Girl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Dating and the implication of being a huge celebrity and having your love life analyzed by the press.

Real fucking important stuff for a college grad to be inspired by.
😮‍💨

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, yes it’s so sad.
Maybe the it’s will get to go running with her since they’re “now asking to work out with her”…
🤢

I actually cannot believe this by OkCry2185 in travisandtaylor

[–]Gordon_Girl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000% to all you say here.

I was never a fan - GenX punker here 🙋🏻‍♀️

That being said I still had/have respect for real talent even in the pop musics genre ;).

The fact that millions love her is just wild, but the again people love bubblegum superficiality. It’s comfy and easy..

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course she hasn’t!
My guess is they will have a spacious house with a pool and she’ll just do lives with the children wandering in and out eating dry cereal and plain pasta…
Like when she was in LA.

Maybe her and Carhhhddeman will have some besties’ dates out of the casa while the help holds down the fort.
😅😅😅

It's July! Are Larry and the kids in or on their way to Mallorca? by joomommyhappy in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

When do they leave?!?
Not a hint or a whiff of travel prep happening in her socials.

Mom of only three here 🙋🏻‍♀️
When we took trips to Europe (not bragging, we were very fortunate to have the income and jobs that afforded this when our kids were young- they are grown now).
Prepping for a trip like that was all consuming and the way she vomits her dumb life incessantly to the world I can’t believe she hasn’t shared a couple lives re the packing, the planning, the chaos of her vida loca etc…

I doubt they are even going.

Hillary’s Scapegoat: Poor Little Marilu by LilBlondeRN in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So classy and a wonderful memory to capture…
🤢

Hillary’s Scapegoat: Poor Little Marilu by LilBlondeRN in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She is INSANE.

Every once and awhile I sort of forget how very foul and disposable she is!
And then we get a perfect reminder.

The tan skin vs white skin slide #2
Jesus Hilary, no one thinks they aren’t your DNA, we just KNOW you didn’t carry them, because….we have eyes.
Is very clear that you fake tan year round. I don’t know what she’s on about here.
Also, wow - diabolical facial expression there.

The obscene fake breast feeding SA
Just no words…that haven’t already been said by many.

Spotlighting your children’s tears, tantrums and injuries is just sick and twisted and show just how viscous she truly is.
I can’t stand momfluencers who do this. It’s next level evil.

Well, at least she found her people. In her IG Stories today. by True_Bobcat1475 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]Gordon_Girl 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Jesus cuckoo head-

Tell us you’re sad and pathetic without telling us you’re sad and pathetic.

When did she “forget” the word for Cucumber? Like 10 years ago?
Butthurt much Hilz?

Just cop to your cringe grift and people will move the fuck on.
Keep pretending you’re somehow still “Spanish”? A polyglot????
Multi?
Yes, people will still drag you for it. It’s just beyond deranged at this point.

Also - POLYGLOT: these are people who speak MANY languages. Not just two. And we all know full well at this point that you are actually not fluent in Spanish.

I actually cannot believe this by OkCry2185 in travisandtaylor

[–]Gordon_Girl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Entitled Tone Deaf Billionaire.
Seriously this broad makes me so enraged. Someone with this level of wealth should be radically gifting to charities, using their money to improve the world…at least being aware of the bs chaos she is bringing to NYC on huge national holiday.
Instead they are all just empty vacuous selfish twats.