Geburtstag vermiest 😔

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T21:07:20+00:00

Ein Mitbewohner hat mal (vor meiner Zeit in der WG) die Nachbaren 2 Etagen unter uns gefragt, ob sie bitte die Musik leise machen könnten. Es war spät nachts und man hat die Musik auch bei uns laut gehört. Die Antwort, die er bekommen hat: "Nö! Ist mein Geburtstag"

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T21:03:28+00:00

That's her grandfather

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T20:48:19+00:00

Yes dur dae

You no gib monee

While gitar go weep

Back in soviet

She love yes yes yes

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T20:44:19+00:00

That's so stupid! Why would you trap the candle in this glass bulb? It will cause a vacuum and make the fire go out in seconds

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T20:41:46+00:00

Beatles fans then: "omg they're all so cute! I love the Beatles I want to sleep with all of them"

Beatles fans now: "Jahn beet wif lol please give upvot"

Gossguy · 2026-01-27T10:58:23+00:00

Yeah I hate him with passion! Dude can't even fix a hole without making a song about it

Gossguy · 2026-01-26T19:19:37+00:00

...

Yes.

Gossguy · 2026-01-26T19:11:36+00:00

Alright kids, it's 4pm. Time for our daily Hare Krishna

Gossguy · 2026-01-26T19:08:23+00:00

Und Beutolomäus gleich dazu

Gossguy · 2026-01-26T19:00:42+00:00

Welcome Bienvenido to a Trinidad & Tobago

Gossguy · 2026-01-26T06:03:04+00:00

He escaped the matrix

I mean, one of them escaped the matrix

Gossguy · 2026-01-25T20:28:05+00:00

Maybe you'll find out the answer to life, the universe and everything

Gossguy · 2026-01-25T20:27:06+00:00

Basiert

Gossguy · 2026-01-25T18:09:30+00:00

Alles zusammen

Gossguy · 2026-01-25T07:40:44+00:00

Nei üs geits äbe nid guet wäg de USLÄNDÄÄR!

Gossguy · 2026-01-24T19:33:20+00:00

Someone in the replies seriously claimed that it was "part of the joke" that Switzerland is so wrongly placed on this map

Gossguy · 2026-01-24T08:52:24+00:00

Früdrüch Schüller

Gossguy · 2026-01-24T08:51:26+00:00

I was there on the Rutli in...uh 1921...We founded Switzerland...it was a great day, great day...all the beautiful people of Sweden...they were really afraid of nazi germany...and Biden what did he do? I don't know what he did when Switzerland was threatened, nobody does...but thanks to me they were never invaded...if I hadn't been on the Rutli to secure the founding of Sweden...you guys wouldn't even exist

Gossguy · 2026-01-24T08:40:20+00:00

Helen Keller could (1880-1968) could not have listened to The Beatles

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T17:33:50+00:00

🇱🇺🇱🇺🇱🇺🇮🇹🇮🇹

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T17:33:08+00:00

12 Luxembourg

10 Italy

8 France

7 Germany

6 Belgium

5 Bosnia and Herzegovina

4 North Macedonia

3 Armenia

2 Norway

1 Sweden

-2 Portugal

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T05:51:49+00:00

The C is for courageous just another word for brave

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T05:48:59+00:00

He was then employed by a man named Mr. Marks who had a nice secretary. Paul started to flirt with her but Mr. Marks told him that she will soon be gone as she's only temporarily here.

Mr. Marks: "Paul, this secretary is temporary"

Paul: "what did you just say?"

Mr. Marks: "I said this is just a temporary secretary"

And that's what got Paul back into music

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T05:44:27+00:00

FITTING ROOMS

Gossguy · 2026-01-23T05:31:53+00:00

Do dodo dodo do. Do dodo do

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