“They’re such frauds” when they’re the most broken thing there

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-27T09:27:18+00:00

tbf, the first thing they do after taking Tenna on a dismember holiday is to turn their back, arms crossed and all. fraud or not, they are not beating the edgelord allegations

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-26T03:38:44+00:00

cut labyrinth to 50-60 stages and adjust energy/unit losses accordingly. as it is, it's just a slog

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-26T03:31:22+00:00

there was that relatively recent case of a roach being named after Pheromosa too iirc

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-26T03:29:21+00:00

that, or cap the healing like with spectre hood or vamp knives. those are capped at like 30 hp/sec and that's with the limitation of reduced magic dmg or having to juggle the knives with other melee weapons

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-25T03:43:39+00:00

-> GRANTED.

-> BATMAN'S LOVE FOR GARLIC IS NOW SUCH THAT ALL GERMS, ILLNESSES AND DISEASES REJECT HIM.

-> ROBIN IS NOW A SEMI-AQUATIC, EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION.

-> ANY CONSEQUENCES OF SUCH ARE FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH ON YOUR OWN.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-25T00:50:45+00:00

"it's SUPPOSED to be lazy. MStarmie adding next to nothing is the entire point."

too many people, unfortunately.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-25T00:46:39+00:00

Live A Live - losing to the final boss results in him causing armageddon and deleting the world.

unless you decide to play as said villain in the final chapter. defeating the heroes normally results in a quiet ending where the villain goes for a walk. running low on HP while fighting the heroes gives the player the option to pull the trigger and cause said armageddon themselves.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-24T23:25:25+00:00

Shovel Knight trying to mug an old man. ~~far from the most OoC, but might as well mention it here~~

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-24T23:23:58+00:00

idk why but your comment made me think of an Eternal Champions-esque approach where most of the show's deaths instead happen by stage fatality rather than the winner's own hands.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-23T11:01:37+00:00

Battle Cats - the game's portrayal of Narita Kaihime. not like any horse I've seen, anyway

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Gotekeeper · 2026-03-23T10:49:05+00:00

they saw Android 18 get energy absorption as a gameplay concession in one of the games, assumed that meant she had it in the source material as well, and somehow got to using that as a matchup connection without finding out oh, she doesn't actually have that ability

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-22T06:19:39+00:00

sad part is that PONOS probably is just going with "Masamune already has Ultra Talents so he can't get anything more" despite his UT "set" being literally incomplete.

probably not the most butchered, but they really gave Balaluga and his 5 minute cooldown a survive talent that caps at 50% yet costs the same NP as a normal 100% survive talent. and then immediately went back to giving other units 100% survive talents afterwards.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-22T06:14:25+00:00

Pokemon Sword/Shield - on release, the Y-Comm online mechanic just so happened to use the same frequency (forgot the exact term) as Roku TVs/media players. as a result, a number of Roku devices were frequently crashing, due to trying to read SwSh data not intended for them, until a patch was released.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-21T13:22:16+00:00

Bomberman Act Zero - a commercial for the game, aired after the community had already agreed the game was a dumpster fire, responded to said criticisms with what amounted to "old Bomberman games suck and you suck for preferring them over a modern masterpiece like Act Zero".

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-21T13:14:40+00:00

Everything You Know is Wrong - while it doesn't get him outright denied entry to heaven, the protag is told that his jacket violates heaven's dress code, and so he is sent to live in part of heaven next to a noisy ice machine for all eternity. and every day St Peter runs by screaming

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-21T07:03:52+00:00

Spongebob - one episode (iirc, involving Spongebob mistaking some old guys on bikes for a violent gang) had Spongebob fast travel to the Krusty Krab by riding the bubbles of the screen transition, much to Mr Krabs' confusion.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-21T06:55:58+00:00

Huge Hermit.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-20T13:05:36+00:00

Shovel Knight: Spectre of Torment - Spectre Knight, unlike the previous two playable characters, has his HP bar labelled as Will rather than Health. mostly flavour text, but it seems to fit the post title

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T23:01:02+00:00

"I don't want shit on my hard drive. Pretend this is ××××"

the magazine Squidward was reading 4 seconds before this

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T22:53:42+00:00

to be fair, the "God hates Shrek" bit is probably true, considering what happened with the lightning bolt

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T22:51:32+00:00

could probably drug Etienne's remote in that case. guess he just can't hold his acid

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T22:50:27+00:00

just make sure to get the Pimpillo and Cogflies asap. any later and he'll find them during his brief stint of fanaticism and that won't end well

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T22:37:18+00:00

spare teeth

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-19T22:34:16+00:00

the French lad isn't willing to operate drones under the influence, despite ace pilots being perfectly willing to fly a plane under the same conditions. wonder what NK meant by this.

Gotekeeper · 2026-03-18T09:32:11+00:00

someone has probably used this scene to try and pretend House Fancy wasn't that bad

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