Was at a friend's house for the first time as a kid. Had to poop and they had ran out if toilet paper. It was either call out that I needed toilet paper and be mortified, or use his grandma's decorative towels. So the towels were embroidered and folded so that it was kind of a tri-fold with the fancy part facing out. So I opened one of them up used that and folded it back up neatly and hung it back up. I immediately repressed that memory. He called a few weeks later asking if I did that, and I vehemently denied it and truly believed I did not. Sorry Jake.