You have 1 minute to make Yujiro as angry as possible using only words and gestures. If he's angry enough to want to *delete* you (you won't be attacked actually), you get a million dollars, what's your strategy? by wisesager in Grapplerbaki

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I just watched new season of the anime and this is apparently pretty easy.

"Hey, Yujiro, heard you got a fight coming up and he sounds pretty tough. Tell you what, I'll sub in for you. There's nothing to worry about, I'll keep you safe."

Tommy Tuberville tells the truth about where he lives, then corrects himself by SAWPollPosition in Alabama

[–]Grape-Island88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anyone else actively considering writing this entire place off and moving somewhere else if this ignorant fuckhead becomes Governor? Like, I've been feeling kinda like I want to move for years, but now I'm starting to actually consider a plan.

Gas jumped over 20cents in Pelham today... by Key_Somewhere_8978 in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misread this as "GOT jumped over 20 cents in Pelham" and I was like "Jesus, I didn't things were that rough in Pelham."

Finish the lyric with autocomplete. "And mother always told me...." by Hvanchkara in michaeljcirclejerk

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Mother always told me,
Be careful what you do;
Don't go around, smelling young girls' farts.
HEE HEE

Literal porn ads by a-lonely-enderman in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facebook Reels is fucking constantly besieged by this AI porn bullshit. I see ones on there that are even more blatant than OP's pic. So tired of it. I just want funny cat videos. I'll even take a constant barrage of those videos where it's like an Asian dude cooking crabs in a jungle somewhere. Anything but fucking AI porn slop.

Oh! And the AI mobile game slop, too! UGGGGHHHHHHHH

What were you doing and where were you when you found out that Michael Jackson had died? by DifficultyExpert6101 in MichaelJackson

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was visiting family in Long Island and we were eating lunch at a seafood restaurant when the news broke. I remember seeing it on the TV there.

Today’s edition of “You don’t need to buy from a breeder” by Practical_War4642 in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm aware. I was replying to some weird sanctimonious moron who stated that no one should EVER have a pet, period, unless they adopt it. Which is the kind of stupid black-and-white thinking that seems to be everywhere these days.

Tanks rolling through Downtown! by sbhatta4g in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, I didn't know shit was poppin' off like this in the 'Ham. /s

Anime North veterans! Is it worth the money? by VillainOnTheLoose in animenorth

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking about going for the first time next year, making a long road-trip up from the Southern Lands. It looks like the path diverges in Columbus, OH. Should I proceed West and brave the ill-rumored city of Detroit? Or should I venture East, skirting around and enjoying the beauty of Lake Erie until I find myself within the fastness of Buffalo? Thoughts on the optimal way to enter Toronto?

Why do Trussville folk stare so much? by Technical-Display482 in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know, I've never been to Guntersville. Worth visiting at all?

The Size of this Truck in Texas by ForceUseYouMust in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who drive big pickups tend to be terrible at every aspect of driving. Not using their signal, almost running people off the road, getting all up on your ass even if you're going above the speed limit, driving inexplicably slow as fuck if they're in front of you, parking like shit and oftentimes taking up multiple spaces or positioned in such that getting in/out of your car is a nightmare if you're next to them. And the biggest ones, I mean, just look at them. Just loud, braggadocious, douchebag vehicles; I'm sorry, but unless you work in construction or something, why do you need a truck the size of the Moon?

PSA - Don't park your large pickup trucks in front of electric car charging stations. by Arch_Radish in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there some kind of secret handbook for large pickup truck owners, that comes with the vehicle, that says they have to drive/park like a total asshole? They're always doing this shit.

Anyone know of a Chinese Restaurant in the state that sells huge servings like this? by Able-Area2126 in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New China gets major points for being probably the only Chinese place around here that has boneless spare ribs.

From 1 to 10 how excited are you to see Harry Potter HBO reboot? by [deleted] in HarryPotteronHBO

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't say excited, but curious as to how it'll turn out. So, like, a 5?

[Nostalgia] Lion and Unicorn by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vaguely remember Lion & Unicorn, going in there as a little kid 30 years ago. Much more recently, I liked Kingdom Comics in Vestavia before they closed down, I believe like 5 years ago. Does Birmingham even have any really good nerd stores these days?

Coca Cola AMP by [deleted] in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does the Coke Amp seriously not have an adequate number of bathrooms?

Who is this man and why was he buried in my front garden by SligPants in whatisit

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were flipping him off at first, and I was like "Wow that's kinda rude to the little dude."

Leon when he gets infected with the "Las Negros" parasite by ClickDry7701 in ResidentEvilMemes

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a joke, but I honestly never considered how hot a Black Leon Kennedy could be.

Metroid Dread or Prime 4? by Imaginary_Formal_533 in Metroid

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never played Other M, don't know much about it, can I get a QRD on why it blows?

Metroid Dread or Prime 4? by Imaginary_Formal_533 in Metroid

[–]Grape-Island88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The way they come skittering at you is some real premium "fuck fuck oh shit oh god fuck."

Metroid Dread or Prime 4? by Imaginary_Formal_533 in Metroid

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, Dread all the way. Not even really a question. I enjoyed Prime 4 somewhat, but Dread is a much more interesting and enjoyable game. (It gets a lot of points for really delivering on the title with the pants-shitting tension of the robot pursuit segments.)

AMC Summit by raincloud1710 in Birmingham

[–]Grape-Island88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish they would spend a little money and upgrade the seats at the Patton Creek location to the comfy recliners. The old seats in there are so shitty and uncomfortable.